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Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Abiodunstephen(m): 2:53pm On Jul 10, 2022
CHILDREN OF TODAY DON'T EVEN KNOW IN OUR DAYS, THEY CAN BEAT YOU FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. If you Cry too long after them beat you

2. If you no cry after them beat you

3. If you dey Cry when them no beat you

4. If you Stand for where elders dey talk

5. If you sitdown when elders stand

6. If you dey Carry Waka around where elders
dey discuss

7. If you Eat food wey them prepare for visitors

8. If you Refuse to eat

9. If you come house late

10. If you Eat for neighbour's house

11. If you dey too moody

12. If you too dey excited

13. If your mate be@t you

14. If you too be@t your age mate

15. If you dey Eat too slowly

16. If you dey Eat too quickly

17. If you dey Eat too much

18. If you no finish your food

19. If you Finish your food and scrape your
plate

20. If you dey talk when you dey Eat

21. If you dey Sleep when your seniors don
wake up

22. Of you dey Look visitors when them dey eat

23. If you Stumb and fall when you dey waka

24. If you dey Look elder eyeball to eyeball

25. If senior dey talk to you and you blink your
eye

26. If senior dey talk to you and you just dey
look.

27. If you use corner eye look your senior

28. If you go join your mates play ball for area

29. If you no join your mates play for
compound.

30. If you no wash plate wey you take eat.

31. If you no wash plate clean.
(na normal plate I mean oh)

32. If you almost break plate

33. If you break your plate

34. If you dey bite your nails.

34.. If you no bath.

35. If you too quick bath finish

36. If you too tay for bathroom.

37. If teacher flog you for school for
misbehaving

38. If motor almost knock you down

39. If you no answer when senior dey talk to
you

40. If you borrow shoe/wears from friends.

41. If you talk back when senior dey talk to you.

42 if you go Church late.

I know say many indomie generation children no go believe Some of these reasons wey make them be@t us when we small but na this things shape the adults wey we be today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation wey una train with love and Sacrifice... THANK YOU

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by LogicBomb8: 4:43pm On Jul 10, 2022
Abiodunstephen:
CHILDREN OF TODAY DON'T EVEN KNOW IN OUR DAYS, THEY CAN BEAT YOU FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. If you Cry too long after them beat you

2. If you no cry after them beat you

3. If you dey Cry when them no beat you

4. If you Stand for where elders dey talk

5. If you sitdown when elders stand

6. If you dey Carry Waka around where elders
dey discuss

7. If you Eat food wey them prepare for visitors

8. If you Refuse to eat

9. If you come house late

10. If you Eat for neighbour's house

11. If you dey too moody

12. If you too dey excited

13. If your mate be@t you

14. If you too be@t your age mate

15. If you dey Eat too slowly

16. If you dey Eat too quickly

17. If you dey Eat too much

18. If you no finish your food

19. If you Finish your food and scrape your
plate

20. If you dey talk when you dey Eat

21. If you dey Sleep when your seniors don
wake up

22. Of you dey Look visitors when them dey eat

23. If you Stumb and fall when you dey waka

24. If you dey Look elder eyeball to eyeball

25. If senior dey talk to you and you blink your
eye

26. If senior dey talk to you and you just dey
look.

27. If you use corner eye look your senior

28. If you go join your mates play ball for area

29. If you no join your mates play for
compound.

30. If you no wash plate wey you take eat.

31. If you no wash plate clean.
(na normal plate I mean oh)

32. If you almost break plate

33. If you break your plate

34. If you dey bite your nails.

34.. If you no bath.

35. If you too quick bath finish

36. If you too tay for bathroom.

37. If teacher flog you for school for
misbehaving

38. If motor almost knock you down

39. If you no answer when senior dey talk to
you

40. If you borrow shoe/wears from friends.

41. If you talk back when senior dey talk to you.

42 if you go Church late.

I know say many indomie generation children no go believe Some of these reasons wey make them be@t us when we small but na this things shape the adults wey we be today.

Kudos to African parents. We, the generation wey una train with love and Sacrifice... THANK YOU
Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Goldeno(m): 4:48pm On Jul 10, 2022
These things doesn't make them good parents, or good trainers.
In fact it's the opposite, they hide their incompetence to train a child by bullying the child.

So much for being well trained yet we have the some of the most ill mannered adults, the most incompetent leaders, the most wicked and corrupt leaders in the world.

Bullying and threatening your child in the name of training only shows you lack parental skills. If you do your job as a good parent, trust me, you would never need to raise your hands on your children.

Here is a funfact:
Africans are known to have the most well mannered kids,
Yet the most ill mannered youths.
And the adults...

The question is, we're is that we'll behaved kid.

When you bully you kids to do the right thing, remember that a day will come when they'll be immuned to your bullying, how do correct them then.

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Unzerious: 5:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
I'm currently in a Laughter Dilemma... After my cracked Ribs punctured my aching Lungs grin grin grin

Op how you take survive all this Beating undecided cheesy

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by 9182736455O1999(m): 6:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
You should be happy for them.
Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by LienwaltAbel(m): 6:42pm On Jul 10, 2022
Goldeno:
These things doesn't make them good parents, or good trainers.
In fact it's the opposite, they hide their incompetence to train a child by bullying the child.

So much for being well trained yet we have the some of the most ill mannered adults, the most incompetent leaders, the most wicked and corrupt leaders in the world.

Bullying and threatening your child in the name of training only shows you lack parental skills. If you do your job as a good parent, trust me, you would never need to raise your hands on your children.

Here is a funfact:
Africans are known to have the most well mannered kids,
Yet the most ill mannered youths.
And the adults...

The question is, we're is that we'll behaved kid.

When you bully you kids to do the right thing, remember that a day will come when they'll be immuned to your bullying, how do correct them then.
Leave them. At this stage, I don't expect anything less from a Nigerian.
Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by BlaqFaze: 6:49pm On Jul 10, 2022
Goldeno:
These things doesn't make them good parents, or good trainers.
In fact it's the opposite, they hide their incompetence to train a child by bullying the child.

So much for being well trained yet we have the some of the most ill mannered adults, the most incompetent leaders, the most wicked and corrupt leaders in the world.

Bullying and threatening your child in the name of training only shows you lack parental skills. If you do your job as a good parent, trust me, you would never need to raise your hands on your children.

Here is a funfact:
Africans are known to have the most well mannered kids,
Yet the most ill mannered youths.
And the adults...

The question is, we're is that we'll behaved kid.

When you bully you kids to do the right thing, remember that a day will come when they'll be immuned to your bullying, how do correct them then.
Every child wan become doctor when dey grow up...las las the boys go turn yahoo boys while the girls go do runs
Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Gadafii: 9:22pm On Jul 10, 2022
If you go play rough play outside and you wound, dem go first beat you before then attend to the wound cheesy

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Pearl008: 9:46pm On Jul 10, 2022
Thanks for reminding

Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by robinso01(m): 10:34pm On Jul 10, 2022
If you watch TV for house
If you go watch TV for another person house
If you wound yourself

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Emilokoiyawon: 10:50pm On Jul 10, 2022
This is child abuse. And the perpetrators are violent narcists!

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Nosayer: 10:56pm On Jul 10, 2022
Emilokoiyawon:
This is child abuse. And the perpetrators are violent narcists!

Oyinbo lo n fọ.... children wey dem don beat, Dem don beat them .... cheesy cheesy

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by NotBeenPaid: 3:52am On Jul 11, 2022

Rather all of these only molded an unlive-able society we're faced with today. Good Morals and ethics doesn't exist in Nigeria.

Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by beautyhd: 6:55am On Jul 11, 2022
The matter plenty.

Beating children in anticipation of what they might do tomorrow.

I don’t subscribe to beating children

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by TeeGentle(m): 8:54am On Jul 11, 2022
Good old days
Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by kenedyx: 10:18am On Jul 11, 2022
Poor man doings. Trash!

You never spend like 10 million on your child na wetin dey give you mind carry cane wan disfigure em delicate skin.

You no get mind flog your 10 million naira investment. Poverty, tueh!
Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by chii8(f): 11:26am On Jul 11, 2022
This is damn funny! grin


Those days, parents derive joy in flogging you in front of your neighbors.....

Go to church and don't recall the preacher's topic sef na trouble!....

grin grin. God bless my parents!

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by Elimon(m): 11:38am On Jul 11, 2022
kenedyx:
Poor man doings. Trash!

You never spend like 10 million on your child na wetin dey give you mind carry cane wan disfigure em delicate skin.

You no get mind flog your 10 million naira investment. Poverty, tueh!

My brother..
If some rich people children tell you wetin them de go through. I've met one, that eventually ran away from that parents house for reasons I cannot say here
Ull want to stay in a poor home my brother.

Rich or poor, a child should always pray for kind hearted parents.

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Re: Children Of Today Don't Even Know These by kenedyx: 11:57am On Jul 11, 2022
Elimon:


My brother..
If some rich people children tell you wetin them de go through. I've met one, that eventually ran away from that parents house for reasons I cannot say here
Ull want to stay in a poor home my brother.

Rich or poor, a child should always pray for kind hearted parents.

Poverty is a mentality bro.

We know there are rich men that don't take care of their kids. That's why I made emphasis on spending on your kids like you would on an investment.

One soon realizes there are harmonious ways of resolving issues when a mosquito has perched on the scrotum.

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