Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,183,325 members, 7,920,187 topics. Date: Tuesday, 13 August 2024 at 09:28 PM

How To Survive In Abuja!!! - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / How To Survive In Abuja!!! (618 Views)

How To Survive In Portharcourt: A Thread / See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) / The Blunt Show - Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

How To Survive In Abuja!!! by ExAngel007(f): 9:30pm On Jul 10, 2022
1. Have money

2. Know people that have money and connection

3. Know the differences between Galadima/Galadimawa. Gwagwa/Gwagwalada. Airport rd/Airport junction. Iddo/Idu. Jabi/Jahi etc.

4. Don't fall in love

5.Just know that Wuse Zone 2 and Wuse 2 are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you

6. Avoid Gwarimpa boys. Very important

7. Apo Nepa/Apo Bridge/ Apo Resettlement & Apo Mechanic , make sure you know the difference

8. Meanwhile if you don't know the difference btw berger and lugbe berger, Nyanya and new Nyanya your name na OYO, survival go dey far far away from you

9. Each direction you are going to have a sign language that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg area 1 area 10 etc. No worry no be person go teach you

10.And not everybody that says they're based in Abuja actually stay in Abuja..Some na Suleja, Tafa, Dakwa.. they're all in Niger state

11. 6. Never head to Nyanya/Maraba at 5pm, you will sleep for road

12. Apo dutse and dutse alhaji know the difference

13. Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously

copied

2 Likes

Re: How To Survive In Abuja!!! by ExAngel007(f): 9:34pm On Jul 10, 2022
.
Re: How To Survive In Abuja!!! by oglalasioux(m): 10:06pm On Jul 10, 2022
Finally; give credit to Chucks De General whom you copied verbatim. He used this stuff last Friday on his show on Nigeria Info fm.
Re: How To Survive In Abuja!!! by JASONjnr(m): 10:53pm On Jul 10, 2022
There's nothing to warn people against.....


Telling people not to fall in love is wrong because almost all the girls love guys with rides and living in good areas like Asokoro, Maitama and central district...

Abuja girls too like awoof and that's why Abuja boys are dealing with them...

Irrespective of that, people are still falling in love and getting married every Saturday..


About getting connect... It's not easy as lots of the connected big wigs have no time to mingle with unconnected fellas...

Just be intelligent and extremely be good at what you do, you will have those rich kids coming to be around your circle...
Re: How To Survive In Abuja!!! by Medianna(f): 11:52pm On Jul 10, 2022
Talking of sign language I remember taking cab from lugbe to Bolingo or so
And I saw people doing like they were clapping hands at first I thought they were pleading for someone to carry them, not knowing its area 10 they are referring to.
Funny enough the one I know its like waving the right hand up and down
Nyanya hold up is nothing compared to maraba hold up

(1) (Reply)

What Job Can A Young Man Do In This Present Society / Why Is So Called True Love All About Suffering Here In Nigeria / Making Of 2k Daily Isn't A Bad Idea After All.

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.