Nothing pain pass heartbreak" Na lie.
Things wey pain pass include;

*Your last Otto pour for ground. Chai.

*Person wey promise you money die.

*You dey chop better food come bite your inside of your cheek.
* New white sneaker + red oil.or potopoto.

* Kick to the balls

* Your last card wey suppose be your Tfare come miss and you already dey inside bus . Sorry oh.

*Std without having se.x . What nonsense!

* constipation.

* Ew!

* Empty pot after returning from school.

* Phone fall .

*Phone disappear.n a only charger remain.eyaah.

Oya continue the thread....

You study 4 years course, na your Final year you come realize say you suppose drop since year 2....

E kpele sir

You have been doing a course[5 years] for Over 8years[due to strike] and in your final year NUC talk say your course wasn't accredited and they drop u for Year 1 again.

You are about to enter a company gate for an interview of job(your confirmed last hope after many interviews) 800k monthly while you are running late,only for a crazy running armoured tank to splash mud water on you.

.

When zip hold the hair of your prick
When door hold your hand
When e reach time to nack, she come tell you say she dey on her period
When you dey wave person, you come realise say no be you the person dey wave



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

After you don dey long queue for ATM stand, e reach your turn, the machine seize your card or tell you say "temporarily unable to dispense cash"

Sapa

Orgasmgiver123:
When zip hold the hair of your prick
When door hold your hand
When e reach time to nack, she come tell you say she dey on her period
When you dey wave person, you come realise say no be you the person dey wave



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

see my husband on every thread, abeg, ise wo le n se o

Somebody offering me bread with groundnut Instead of mayonnaise.... unsliced bread for that matter I go just curse you

tayo60:
see my husband on every thread, abeg, ise wo le n se o

Alabere eran ni mi
Mo de ma n se awon ise kan kan lori ero ayara bi asa

Orgasmgiver123:

Alabere eran ni mi
Mo de ma n se awon ise kan kan lori ero ayara bi asa

To, o da bahun! Ise a maa lo deedee, aje a si ma bugbaje o, sugbon e maa gbagbe a tii ra Bugatti ti mo so o

tayo60:
To, o da bahun! Ise a maa lo deedee, aje a si ma bugbaje o, sugbon e maa gbagbe a tii ra Bugatti ti mo so o

Ami ase

Mi o le gba gbe laye
Koda ma ra Ferrari ati Lamborghini mo
Ma tun fun yin ni BTC gan

After u don arrange finish, drink your jekanmo bitters, come de wait for her, only to receive that phone call that she can no longer make it.
Omo she no go make am again I swear

When auto renew subscription chop your last airtime

The only thing that hurts me that can never be compared to heartbreak is failure

Unable to render help to the needy..

Orgasmgiver123:

Ami ase

Mi o le gba gbe laye
Koda ma ra Ferrari ati Lamborghini mo
Ma tun fun yin ni BTC gan

E se gan. Mo ma ma reti awon ohun te le ma she funmi

Your child of twenty five years marriage is not yours, you are the man

tayo60:
E se gan. Mo ma ma reti awon ohun te le ma she funmi

Kosi iyonu
Ma ko gbo gbo e wa layi pe

You Sleep come forget say u get exams.

U get cashout of 80k but remain Man city to win vs Norwich for u to win 400k u come leave am say Man city go win. Game come end 1-1 draw