''Love is a Chemical reaction that compels humans to breed ''

“Weddings are basically funerals with cake” .. Indeed, a man starts dying the moment he gets married'



“ there is no god Summer , you gatta rip that bandaid off now , you’ll thank me later “








Morty once said.......

Sanchez

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TheSourcerer:


“Weddings are basically funerals with cake” .. Indeed, a man starts dying the moment he gets married

This is the reason most men decide not to get married

Bitter truth

Morty: you said they are just robots!
Rick: they are bureaucrats Morty I don't respect them

Followed the show all thru the seasons, Rick is a troubled man who has seen it all.... It remains one of my best cartoons

To live is to risk it all otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you..rick d father of witty comebacks

Head bent over, Raised up posterior.

Aidejay:
Head bent over, Raised up posterior.

I love this Bit

1.

"Hey Morrrtyyyyyyyy"
"Grandpa, where are you? Is this some tricks or what?"
"Turn the pickle you see on the table, Morty"
"is this a joke"

Morty turns the pickle....

"I'm a pickle Morty. I'm pickle Rick"

2. "ahh God, moisture"

SHUT THE FU-CK UP ABOUT MOONMEN!!