There was this guy at a bar just looking at his drink and stays like that for half an hour. A big trouble-making truck driver then steps next to him and takes the man's drink and downs it all. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says,"come on man, i was just joking,  here i will buy you another drink. i just can't stand to see a man cry."

The crying man man replies,"no, it's not that. This day is the worst day of my life. First, i over slept and got  late to work. Annoyed, my boss fired me.I left the building and discovered my car was stolen. The police said that they could do nothing. I took a cab  home and forgot my wallet and credit cards in it. I entered the bedroom to find my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar and just when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison, "       

stale but funney