Stupid lie

Ori yi buru

Lord of what self

GardenGreen:
But you like being addressed as Queens. Una singleness dey mental

Gender equality is only for enjoyment not for female undertaker job.

Incomplete twitter stories

I thought she wanna say that the boyfriend got married to another man.
You are lucky, girl

PrettyBolu:
This story doesn't even make sense. You broke your sim card because of a guy you met less than 2 weeks ago? I don't understand

Thank u jare

This one stroooooooong

Lord's dry gin at work

MufasaLion:


Whosoever I will date must address me as "Emperor or Royal Highness."

I think say you be g*y

Aunty rest.

If I didn’t know any better I’d think the guy was a monster. Funny how the relationship ending is ALL HIS FAULT and none of yours, whatsoever.

He is mentally ill..most likely has hypomania, a type of mood disorder. People with Manic disorders have an inflated grandiose self esteem.Emotional lability which he has also displayed.
Advise him to see a psychotherapist and also pray for him to heal

U 4 kuku call am lord lugard na , or lord lizard , nonsense and ingredient

DoveXlover:
Nonsense!!!!
Twitter and lies!!!! The story makes no sense.
Even if it's a movie, it still don't make sense.

Doesn't make sense at all, why would any man asked his girlfriend to address him as my lord?

as him be your boyfriend, call am wetin he love u to call am. abi nah me way be seniorman u wan cal

if na so you don begin date GRANDMASTER be that o...

God saved you from bullet if not he would have make life difficult for you .

What type of playing is this?

Because he's a cultist.

The two of una no serious jare!

So, what should we do?

Kosoco:
You broke your Sim Card. Lia Mohammed is on Internship in your conglomerate...

The superstory is what it is super story!

Lord Onuku!

Try dey lie small small

Too much Kdrama..tooh!! I nor believe

Haha... Welcome to Africa.

You should have called him "Bishop"..

I hope he is not lord Maguire..... Our own captain fantastic

Ephesians 5:22-23. Your husband is your lord na. Why is that too hard to obey. Alot of women will be single for a longgggggg time.

nlfpmod:
As shared by Helen Chioma, a Twitter user:



https://twitter.com/Helenchiomaking/status/1549864872623718402?t=dRAzBHebXSgKKmtve7Kr5w&s=08

I can imagine them fùcking, she'll be like: Fùck me my lord. Yeah, like that lord.

God forbid BAT thing.

You were going on a lunch date with your "male" friend, and you couldn't even grant your guy the courtesy of telling him. Not to seek his permission, but to atleast let him know where you were. It was until he called you that he knew where you were, that's not only wrong, but it also shows you lack respect for your man.

Maybe you've shown yourself to him that you have nothing else to offer than your bedmatic skill and he is going to be your ATM as well.