One day, three nairaland ladies were arguing as to who has the biggest kitty:

FIRST LADY: HUH you are funny oo! my kitty is the biggest! The last time, two men entered at the same time . . .

SECOND LADY:LOL, you are damn funny! the last time my guy used his right foot to enter mine


THIRD LADY:Ha ha a ha haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you guys re funny . . . .

*ode remo appears there and dips his hand under third lady*

THIRD LADY:And what the hell do you want from my kitty?


ODE REMO:I left my laptop and the adapter there when i was browsing last night!














*the two ladies fainted*

kai c lie,lol,luvly one poster

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bin gbagbo wan kill person 4 hia ooooooooh

naah! u nor go die

laughter be therapoo. . .abi therapy?

Bin i swear to God, you done dey kolo weldone. :-D

^^
Thou shall not use the name of your Lord God in vain.

@ op
I must say I lolled.

@ babylon of course, what else do you expect from the JOKES PRESIDENT?. . .You men of likkle faith!













*leaves the scene riding on the back of ode remo*

Don' let it get to ya head man

@ arareGERM Huh, okay so i shouldnt let it get into my head eh? my NYAASH instead eh? chtseeeeew!

Babylon man

^^^
bomboklaat, bloodklaat, rassklaat, pusssyhole! bugu yagga bagowire patuu!

Babylon man, what.ever

^^^
PPIAAPIAA, pirate! please can you get me 500 naira?

Bin how your body? Hope you don fully recover from the injuries you sustain.

^^^
. . . now go and wash your mouth quick, b4b i faint! u chop shittz?


*still riding on ode remo's back*

lol!

Kitty contest. Kitty contest. Kitty contest. (Just thinking aloud).

*

still riding on ode remo's back*

your fada.
more like riding on the back of your blodklat xxxxxR. fill the gap yourself.
DONT forget that those that have the wish to ride on the back of lion ends up in his stomach.

I will always ride on your back, no matter what! dog!

and you will always end up in my stomach. duffos like you. son of a biatch.

YOur empty stomach cant contain me for 2 seconds, i am hotter than your nyaash. .E dioT! BABYLON!

fukuyama like you.
go sell more spare parts and come back.

Chamber poT!

Bin and Ode, in the spirit of month, stop the bashing.

Yes, warn him or . . ,

i will just keep it cool, after the month you can both resume the biggest fight,is it rumble in onithsa

Yes, warn him or

or what ? u die in your pyjamas.
i gracefully invite you to the forthcoming nothinghill carnival sept,29.
come and get sme proper bashment.
eeeeeeeeeeediot.
proper arms house.
we dont take prisoners, u heeeeeeear.

YOU r drunk!

*yawns*

Boysss

Belle dey pain me

YOU r drunk!

yeah right , how i love my 3 barrels and whyte and mackay.
am having the oda now. life is good.
but some pin head afi done, like guguru head bin crapgbo.
i dont ramp. u seee,
if u cant come ,sept 29,man am coming for your burial come dec.
done.