I recently finished my masters in UK, just found a job, now i'm looking for a wifey. I personally think Nigerian women are the best in the world because they understand your humour, are interesting, smart and friendly. The problem is that I'm finding it hard to come across any in the UK at the moment, so I'm checking Nairaland for one. She must have pretty face, nice smile and be curvy (big booty, big boobs), hmmmmmmm, with good figure 8 shape, tiny waist, wide hips. She must be crazy like me and be smart. She must be a graduate and be career-orientated. She must be open-minded and be progressive. She must be a sport enthusiast like me and likes engaging herself in sporting activities because I be asking her to check Arsenal scores for me when I'm working. She must be an Arsenal fan (because I will buy her a jersey). She must love to sit on my back when I'm doing push-ups and be going gym with me at least once a week. She must be ready to be carried round the house, especially if she has been naughty to daddy and be ready to be spanked. She must be disciplined. I uphold discipline so much because I think it will ensure we raise great kids in the near future.

Lol, that's it. Holla to let me know if u fit the description and let's take it from there.

All Naija girls welcome to apply irrespective of tribes or ethnicity (non-smokers pls).

Sure try Ms. Chima

This guy is looking for trouble. Hope you can handle it sha

Who is the guy please?? Looking around confusingly lol

see criteria naa

obo_man:

I recently finished my masters in UK, just found a job, now i'm looking for a wifey. I personally think Nigerian women are the best in the world because they understand your humour, are interesting, smart and friendly. The problem is that I'm finding it hard to come across any in the UK at the moment, so I'm checking Nairaland for one. She must have pretty face, nice smile and be curvy (big booty, big bosoms), hmmmmmmm, with good figure 8 shape, tiny waist, wide hips. She must be crazy like me and be smart. She must be a graduate and be career-orientated. She must be open-minded and be progressive. She must be a sport enthusiast like me and likes engaging herself in sporting activities because I be asking her to check Arsenal scores for me when I'm working. She must be an Arsenal fan (because I will buy her a jersey). She must love to sit on my back when I'm doing push-ups [/b]and be going gym with me at least once a week. [b]She must be ready to be carried round the house, especially if she has been naughty to daddy and be ready to be spanked. She must be disciplined. I uphold discipline so much because I think it will ensure we raise great kids in the near future.

Lol, that's it. Holla to let me know if u fit the description and let's take it from there.

All Naija girls welcome to apply irrespective of tribes or ethnicity (non-smokers pls).

Hmmm

U didnt add height,weight n colour bro?

LMAO@looking for toto ONLINE.

^^ that was RAW MS. CHIMA

@OP. Your CV too much. But nairaland is not an advisable place to find a wifey

Bite my entire NYANSH.

Sniffing the entire nyansh to see there is much left. . 

Oh no. OMG! The scents have been modified>>>

Nl isnt 100% a dating site though most ladies here are single try other dating site

^^^^^ lmao.

@OP, I hope you're young and healthy, because by the time you find such a woman, you may require dialysis.

The OP certainly is misconcepted about NL. IM GO OLD FOR HERE

@OP: e be like say online woman neva do you ruff thing before?! . I would advice you to search for what you want in the real world, don't even bother searching for "love" in Nairaland; but if you choose to ignore this advice at your peril, don't even go near those NL ladies without profile pictures, or those with religious inscriptions on their profiles, na dem worst pass oh!

Holy moses. I just read the op and saw one of his criteria. 'must be Arr.s-nal fan' smdh¹⁰⁰⁰ op check my profile, do u like me? Im available

@op

Lo and behold.I found you one that fits your description.Do not waste precious time

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-723830.0.html#msg8816993

cheers.

Lmao@190



@OP, your ''must be'' criteria is just too much,but good luck to you nyways.

I'm with 190 on this. Once our girls hear UK or USA, their gullibility is thrown opened. Talking from 2007 experience

190 is on point. If I were the OP, I would have said I live in a 1 bedroom face-me-I-face-you accommodation in Ajegunle, Lagos. Then we will know who the true love is!
BTW OP, have you seen this cute and delectable lady here >>>>https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-723830.0.html#msg8816993

Smh seriously
u ppl r nt nice o
bt op on a more serious note yh
dere r ladies dat meets ur criteria n more homely ere
i cld hook u up wit sm rili nice ladies

smh.
and here i was thinking i had a case

Dyt:

Smh seriously
u ppl r nt nice o
bt op on a more serious note yh
dere r ladies dat meets your criteria n more homely ere
i cld hook u up wit sm rili nice ladies

if im right, dat means he has to hook up d matchmaker first, and maybe d end of d looking for him  

wtf im editing dat thread of mine sharpsharp to indicate i was born, bred and reside in 1600 pennsylvania  

^ prolly d end of his search
*FYI Dyt dont do men*

^^FMI noted. дамба  не делает мужчин like hell we know!

and these your 'rili nice homely ladies' do

This is very funny.

Bknyt
u got a prob wit me or my comments?
If so its tearin in2 ur skin y nt lyk ask ur sis 2 go 4 him huh?