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Funny... The 30 Bishops Of Baal (lets See The Book Of Agbado Chapter 8:1-29) by Marvellsmart(m): 7:45pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
The Thirty Bishops of Baal
By Adakole E. J.
Culled from the Chronicles of Wazobia
1. In the last year of the reigns of King Buha
over the kingdom of Wazobia, it came to
pass that the various camps who seeketh
power in the kingdom searcheth for a man
worthy to rule after him.
2. Then Bola the son of Tinubu, a great man
of valour in the camp of APC declared unto
the leaders of the camp thereof saying:
3. Hast my turn not come to reign over this
kingdom? Appoint me this day, I beseech
thee, that I mayest contest the throne upon
this platform in fulfilment of thy covenant
with me.
4. But leaders of the camp thereof despiseth
the son of Tinubu for they saith in their
hearts he is a mean and stiff-necked man.
5. Then saith they unto him, wherefore
seekest thou to ascend unto the throne? Art
thou not a man full of age with weak bones
and thy health faileth thee?
6. How beautiful shall it be if we anointest a
wise and upright man of fewer years to rule
after king Buha.
7. Then the son of Tinubu was greatly raged
and he replied them according to these
words saying, knowest not thou that with
my very hands did I built this camp?
8. Verily verily I say unto thee, the same shall
I pull down and render utterly dissolate until
there remaineth no stone upon another if
thou fulfileth not thy covenant with I.
9. And the leaders were greatly terrified by
these words, then saith one man to the
other, let us appoint the son of Tinubu this
day lest he destroyeth this camp.
10. Then it came to pass that the camp of
APC appointed Bola the son of Tinubu whom
they call the Jagaban to contest the throne
of the kingdom.
11. But when the time was come to anoint a
deputy unto him, he searcheth to and fro
the entire kingdom and declared unto the
people saying, Kashim the son of Shettima
hast found favour in mine eyes. He shall be
my helpmeet.
12. But the Christians and many other
inhabitants of the kingdom were vexed with
great vexation at the hearing of this news.
And they say, but how shall this thing be?
13. Is the Jagaban not a Muslim? wherefore
choseth he another that practiceth Islam as
deputy against tradition?
14. But the son of Tinubu remaineth
unmoved and heedeth not to the wailings of
the people.
15. And when the day that he mayest unveil
his deputy unto the people drew nigh, then
seeketh he the counsel of wisemen in the
camp thereof saying:
16. How shall we bring our Christian
brethren into the fold? lo, they are greatly
raged.
17. And they counselled him in this manner
saying, invite their highest leaders unto thy
bosom even unto the unveiling ceremony,
invite their Bishops.
18. For it shall come to pass that where the
hearts of the Bishop is, there shall the heart
of his congregation also be.
19. And this counsel pleased the Jagaban.
But when he sent for the Bishops, they
honoureth not his invitation.
20. And he said unto garment makers, make
unto us thirty pieces of a bishop's robe. And
it was done according to how he
commanded.
21. And when the day was come for the
unveiling ceremony, he searcheth for thirty
men of weaker virtues.
22. Then they made a covenant with them
saying, we shall pay thee a hundred
thousand shekels each if only thou shalt cast
this robe upon thee and be presented as
Bishops of the kingdom.
23. And these words were pleasant unto the
men for it was a perilous time in the
kingdom. In this manner they were
presented at the unveiling ceremony.
24.Then news men of the city spake unto
the men on Bishop's robe say, art thou truly
Bishops? Where are thy churches and from
whence comest thou? But in all these, they
spake not a word.
25. But when the ceremony was over, these
men were only given thirty thousand
shekels each. And they saith one man to the
other, lo, the camp of APC dealeth
treacherously with us. Then they departed
with grumbling.
26. Then the church was vexed with great
vexation saying, wherefore hast the Jagaban
and his camp practiceth this grave evil
against the body of Christ?
27. Woe unto thee for thou hireth false
Bishops and desecrateth the institution of
Bishopric.
But if only thou and all they counsel shall
confess thy transgressions, eschew every
deceit and turn away from thy evil ways, thy
sins shall be forgiven.
28. But up till this day, the Jagaban and
Shetima hardeneth their heart and
repenteth not. And saith they unto the
people, surely they were upcoming bishops
that were yet unknown unto the people.
29. Then the son of man declared unto the
people saying, lo, they are bishops of Baal. 1 Like |
Re: Funny... The 30 Bishops Of Baal (lets See The Book Of Agbado Chapter 8:1-29) by Easternmind(m): 8:00pm On Jul 31, 2022 |
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