How To Avoid Unnecessary Breakfasts --
Savage Breakup Be Like:—.

Lady: honey I want a breakup.
Man: Okay let me call my secretary.
[Dials his number]
Secretary: good morning sir.
Man: How are you faring?
Secretary: I'm good, thanks, sir. Any problem
sir?
Man: please I need you to bring the ‘breakfast
file’ as quickly as possible.
[A few moments later, the secretary arrives]
Secretary: here it is sir.
[Man hands over the file to his girlfriend]
Lady: what is this?
Man: it's a ‘breakfast file’ it houses the
expenses I incurred just to keep our
relationship sailing.
Lady: and what does this has to do with our
breakup?
Man: the file is at your perusal. Scan through.
[Lady opens the file and scans through. She
arched her eyebrows.]
Lady: Total expenditure: 1.5 million?
Man: don't unnerve yourself. You pay me. We
breakup.
Lady: but you have used me.
Man: point of correction. We used ourselves
and you were the one that was screaming and
shouting for more. Besides, I can go down on a
roadside prostitute with as little as 5k.
Lady: Where do we go from here?
Man: Go inside your room and have a rethink.
Our relationship is too costly for a breakup.

If only I knew what I would read, I would open this thread.

valid；Man: point of correction. We used
ourselves.