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Joke Of The Day by Markenny(m): 2:29am On Aug 16, 2007 |
prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison: You get three meals a day. At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison: You get time off for good behavior. At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison: You can watch TV and play games. At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison: You get your own toilet. At work: You have to share. In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic. At work: They are called supervisors. In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. At work: You get fired if you get caught. |
Re: Joke Of The Day by lovemajek(f): 3:12am On Aug 16, 2007 |
You seem be right. |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Ndi(f): 9:15am On Aug 16, 2007 |
This is the third time am seeing this joke on this forum. The first one was titled "Prison Vs Workplace. The second was "Why prison is better than work place" And now this! ![]() |
Re: Joke Of The Day by rasulua(m): 10:52am On Aug 16, 2007 |
I think u need to go to prison. |
Re: Joke Of The Day by lovemajek(f): 9:08pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
how long do you want us to jail am for. |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Migines(m): 8:08am On Aug 17, 2007 |
If prison is so gud y nt move in. Nice tho. |
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