Isn't anyone in

Hello Hello Hello

@ crazy; dont think dere r home though shit business is d order of d day

@ Babee; u don carry everybody go d shit cite?

crazykid:

Sup my one and only girl on Nairaland

yeah rite, stop playin urself mehn


sup chi wassup

crazykid:

Isn't anyone in

Hello Hello Hello

Wrong timing Crazykid!!!!!!!!!!!  Better luck next time!!!

chiegemba:

@ crazy; don't think dere r home though shit business is d order of d day

@ Babee; u don carry everybody go d shit cite?

For where I go by maself oh!  Where you come dey since now---------Abi you don get "Nought" for ya first exam I say Nairaland go make una fail---una think say a dey play!!!  Ma weekend don start oh!  Yes oh--------thank God!  Na them owe me now!!!! Off for 5 freaking days!!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  Na club a see so!!!    I don start ma jam session sef to get me in the mood for some serious dancing!!!!  A say today na today!!!

acidrop:

sup ya'll

We' sssuuuuppppp oh!!!!!  You are "scarcity" these days--abi na because[b] PTH and K0be [/b] don fashi ya side he he he he he he !!!!!  No worry, new ones dey come up!  See Crazykid is interested---I am sure you can work with that for now!!!!!

Abeg a dey go sleep for a fit complete ma "ibiza" feats this night!!!!! Long Island tea dey wait me!!!!!

acidrop:

yeah rite, stop playin yourself mehn

sup chi wassup

Hey droppy; how u dey na? c Babee don dash u crazykid without even thinkin twice sef

BABEELOVE:

Wrong timing Crazykid!!!!!!!!!!! Better luck next time!!!

For where I go by maself oh! Where you come dey since now---------Abi you don get [b]"Nought" for ya first exam [/b] I say Nairaland go make una fail---una think say a dey play!!! Ma weekend don start oh! Yes oh--------thank God! Na them owe me now!!!! Off for 5 freaking days!!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Na club a see so!!! I don start ma jam session sef to get me in the mood for some serious dancing!!!! A say today na today!!!

We' sssuuuuppppp oh!!!!! You are "scarcity" these days--abi na because[b] PTH and K0be [/b] don fashi ya side he he he he he he !!!!! No worry, new ones dey come up! See Crazykid is interested---I am sure you can work with that for now!!!!!

Abeg a dey go sleep for a fit complete ma "ibiza" feats this night!!!!! Long Island tea dey wait me!!!!!

Nah! far from it sef. exams just dey start. na because of my crazy schdule_{crazykid no vex oooo} since sch don start after my overnight i dey go sch straight then return 4 evenin sleep couple of hrs then wake 4 night begin go pack d shit again. So now i b full fledge diagnose insomniac patient .

if 2 say Long island chocolate dey i 4 just come knock your door well well before u go sleep


@ Uche; u don succeed in drivin Mr. Benlay comot? "hmmmm" this 1 no b fair play again oooo_{callin, shoutin and lookin 4 mr. benlay " how u go just take surrender like that now?} I think Babee is worth d fight

@ Crazykid; probably i think u should consider Babee's offer but u need 2 promise well well 2 take care of d priceless gift she dey offer u_{unless u won hear from me!!!}

@ My droppy; c as dey just won just seperate me and u quick quick, 1st na Uche dash u Mr. Benlay now Babee dey dash u Crazy?

i bow oooo, e be like say dem wan drive me comot very fast. abeg atleast make una stil collect good amount of money from dem ooo, not just dash me like that. i no be recharge card

acidrop:

abeg atleast make una stil collect good amount of money from them

Last time I heard, bride price na 2 naira 50 kobo 

dude dem send u come?, abi u havent heard about the 21st century. keep living in d past

Y r u annoyed @ me? I just said wat I heard.

y wont i be annoyed at u, y would u say that kind of thing, or is that what u paid to marry babelove. abeg oooooooooo

@ Babeelove,u av laid that to rest now,but i'm watching

@ both benlay and acid


Am I missing something here



FYI , I paid enuff for her.

hoz here, benlay, chi and babelove, i go wound person oooooooooo, just tot i let u know since u are my witness.

@uche if u gat gots mention aq price now

We don come back from club oh!!!!!!!!!!!  No hang over today!!!!   Wating for the breakfast people to open---a no fit cook this morning!!!  Besides, the booze has to wear off!!!

Chiege!!!!  I see you oh!!!!

benlay:

@ Babeelove,u av laid that to rest now,but i'm watching

_{Thank you!  You fit wait for line--till when Uche divorce me--or marry wife #2-10!!!} 

You know na---naija syndrome.  It is okay!!!  I need some housegirls sef--the work don too much!!! ----------

acidrop:

y wont i be annoyed at u, y would u say that kind of thing, or is that what u paid to marry babelove. abeg oooooooooo

I say my papa dash me out oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! He could not wait!!! Na freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Why do you think Uche is having such a "wonderful time" We no dey take bride price for Asaba oh!!!! Or Agenegbode!!!!

Uche2nna:

@ both benlay and acid
Am I missing something here
FYI , I paid enough for her.

Haba, honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! How soon you forget!  My dad did not collect a kobo from you nauuuuuuuuuuu!!!  We are "free givers"!!!

Hey Babee! I c u 2 how u dey?

chiegemba:

Hey Babee! I c you to how u dey?

Baby girleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I just take small nap.  Off to breakfast.  Na me and outlet malls today--to begin shop for those hungry nigerians--------designer freaks----- plus all my nieces and nephews!!!! Make them no use me do ritual because of bad belle!!! he he he he he he he !!!!   I go catch una later tonight if I get power!!!  A fit crash early today to go movies tomorrow!!! Have a blessed weekend y'all!!!  Love ya much!!!!!!

I guess all the family problems are solved now.

Can we now continue our discussions?

crazykid:

I guess all the family problems are solved now.

Can we now continue our discussions?

Yes dear! what particular topic would you like to discuss?

Nobody dey house! where everybody waka go dis kin early mornin _{una don 4get say 2day we all suppose clean house ni} i dey wait una all ooo.

Yes dear! what particular topic would you like to discuss?

How about your exact location in Lagos?

crazykid:

How about your exact location in Lagos?

Sorry, I am not a "city" chick!!!  I am very country at heart!!!  I like the sound of[b] "cocks"[/b] crowing at dawn!!!  So live in the "country side"!!!!!  Down in the deep. deep south!!!! ---------------Texas Tea!!!!

BABEELOVE:

We don come back from club oh!!!!!!!!!!! No hang over today!!!! Wating for the breakfast people to open---a no fit cook this morning!!! Besides, the booze has to wear off!!!

Chiege!!!! I see you oh!!!!

_{Thank you! You fit wait for line--till when Uche divorce me--or marry wife #2-10!!!}

You know na---naija syndrome. It is okay!!! I need some housegirls sef--the work don too much!!! ----------


I say my papa dash me out oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! He could not wait!!! Na freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Why do you think Uche is having such a "wonderful time" We no dey take bride price for Asaba oh!!!! Or Agenegbode!!!!



Haba, honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! How soon you forget! My dad did not collect a kobo from you nauuuuuuuuuuu!!! We are "free givers"!!!

babe its never 2 late. uche babelove's family said i should tell u that they change their mind ooo, so u will give me that money so i can pass it down to them, remember i be messenger ooooooo

acidrop:

babe its never 2 late. uche babelove's family said i should tell u that they change their mind ooo, so u will give me that money so i can pass it down to them, remember i be messenger ooooooo

Which time una discuss that kain tin!!!    This girl is at her tricks again Messenger of bad news!!!!  How come you are the only messenger here on Nairaland

What is there to return when no bride price exchanged hand "Free gift!!!! A gift is a gift Acid---no return even if fight "buss" out!!!!

_{Sabotagers abi na Saboteurs!!!----------}

Laff ma ass off!!!!!

Uche2nna:

Laff ma ass off!!!!!

Hello stranger!!!


Abi na you and your family send Acid? I beg let me know oh--so I go fit plan my escape route!!!!

BABEELOVE:

Hello stranger!!!

Abi oooooooooo!!!! Abeg no mind me ooooooooo !!!!! Just gat some stuff (from home) dat I gat to deal with.

Anyways, I am back so let the love making begin

BABEELOVE:



Abi na you and your family send Acid? I beg let me know oh--so I go fit plan my escape route!!!!

U aint gat no escape route. Any route U take now will ultimately end in ma bedroom

About Acid, no mind the girl. She is just being acid but unfortunatley she no wan begin react with the base wey we provide for her (Oga Mr Benlay)

Did I hear someone say love making

Hmmmmm Oya make una de comot una cloth I sharp sharp nobody de here.

@ Uttah
U dey mad, Na who dey growl? . Bia, dis pikin U don overgrow wings o!.

lauryn:

@ Uttah
You dey mad, Na who dey growl? . Bia, this pikin You don overgrow wings o!.

u see wetin i do for ur facebook

@ Lauryn

I even grow liver sef

Uche2nna:

Abi oooooooooo!!!! Abeg no mind me ooooooooo !!!!! Just gat some stuff (from home) that I got to deal with.

Anyways, I am back so let the love making begin
You aint gat no escape route. Any route You take now will ultimately end in ma bedroom

About Acid, no mind the girl. She is just being acid but unfortunatley she no wan begin react with the base wey we provide for her (Oga Mr Benlay)

I don begin dey fear oh!  You gat me protruding all over Nairalandyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! What do we do about this crowd in here  I like the "curtain" partitioning principle---like the good old days.  Only sound effects no "visuals"

We have to watch this Acidic babe oh!!! Ah - ah!  Comes up with all kinds of "stunts"!!!

Who come send you stuff from home now  A get rival  Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Because you did not get the soup I send you So home base don take over No wahala! Make a no see im leg for Insomniac section oh!!! There can only be one queen be on this thread!!! Unless na our children!

crazykid:

Did I hear someone say love making

Hmmmmm Oya make una de comot una cloth I sharp sharp nobody de here.

See this pickin oh!!! Uche, see ya son What disrespect You wan see you parents "unclothedness"   Nigeria don baje finish.  I definitely did not teach you that!

mukina2:

u see wetin i do for your facebook

lauryn:

@ Uttah
You dey mad, Na who dey growl? . Bia, this pikin You don overgrow wings o!.

Look, I am off to the movies!!!  Uche can babysit.  Honey- Bunny Uche, please make sure the children are in bed before I come back oh!  They are all getting out of hand.  You are such an indulgent father!  If not for the respect I have for you, I would have sold them all the DFACS---------------for frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

na me u dey sell

i dey scatter this house today