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Farting Contest by Razorr(f): 10:36am On Aug 16, 2007 |
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and say, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says,"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains really hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he soils the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides". |
Re: Farting Contest by rasulua(m): 11:02am On Aug 16, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Farting Contest by oge4real(f): 5:30pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
yuck |
Re: Farting Contest by CrazyMan(m): 6:20pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
Lol funny. |
Re: Farting Contest by k9ine(m): 1:08am On Aug 19, 2007 |
razorr u must b mad. u almost stopped my breath |
Re: Farting Contest by clemcykul(f): 2:19pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
razor dis joke is funny, you got a from me but dis what really got me rolln |
Re: Farting Contest by mukina2: 2:23pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
Razorr u r crazy |
Re: Farting Contest by mishoo(m): 2:28pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
mukina2: Agreed !!! |
Re: Farting Contest by cecipopula(f): 3:15pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Farting Contest by BASETSANA(f): 3:36pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
lol! |
Re: Farting Contest by mimiko(f): 4:49pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahshahahaha disgusting also niiiiiccceceeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Re: Farting Contest by Razorr(f): 12:41pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
Hmmmm Thanks |
Re: Farting Contest by segevu(m): 5:07pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (Poo) We are trying to give our employees more Poo than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of Poo on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the Poo list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who dont take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.Poo). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. Poo seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.Poo). Since our supervisors took Poo before they were promoted, they dont have to do Poo anymore, and are all full of Poo already. If you are full of Poo, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.Poo). For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.Poo). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. Poo If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.Poo). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.Poo) P.S. Now send this Poo to a few people who need Poo in their life, just not the same person who sent you this Poo They have already had their fill of Poo Thank you for your time. Sincerely, The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.(The D.U.M.B.Poo)." Aina oluwasegun |
Re: Farting Contest by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
ohh my goodness for sending this Poo, you are also full of Poo wow and am also reading this s.hit, but am full of goodies not Poo |
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