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Aspiring Internet Fraudsters; READ THIS by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 19, 2022 |
Scamming Nigerians is just one of the easiest things to do in this life Very very easy! Very very easy !!.... its not even as hard as taking a spoon of rice from a plate to your mouth. The only part that is a bit hard is throwing away your conscience and morals, then developing that wicked heart that is as dangerous like that of ritualist. As soon as your heart is as dark as a charcoal that was painted with dye, then you are good to go Just follow these five unique steps, and millions will be singing ‘LAST LAST’ in your account. 1. Create a website and give it a unique name: giving your site a unique name is not even necessary, if all you desire is the money you will eat, survive, dress well, and live a comfortable stable life with. You don’t necessarily need to stress yourself, name it anything. If you are someone like me who don’t like thinking deep and cracking brain too much, name it ‘NO NAME’ or ‘SCAM. Trust me, you will still make money from a lot of guilible Nigerians. But in case your own greediness triples that of Abraham’s nephew, lot, then 9 sleepless nights will do the magic. There is no possibility that you will not think out a perfect name that will sway a bachelor’s degree holder in Psychology off his or her feet. 2. Think out unique Keywords that will make you appear real: Now, this is where I consider hard, considering that many have scammed before you, and many will still scam after you. You have to be fvcking creative here. Words like ‘ENCRYPT, MINE, FUND, COUPON CODE, CAPITAL, PERCENTAGE, INVESTMENT, has been used and over used by your predecessors. Truth to told, there is really no English money financial related word that these scammers haven’t used. So Guyyy, if you really want to succeed, change your style. Change the language of communication , if nah French or Swahili, use am. You are a born thief, so I don’t need to tell you everything. Use this tutorial scope I just gave you to develop your own 3. Design a unique photo logo for your scam: Me and you know that most of your scam victims will be mostly illiterates and a little pinch of ill literates, and they won’t be interested in the series of write ups and long infos about your scam. So in other to tickle your victims fancy, show them testimonies and pictures of how real your scam is. Blow their minds with a well designed photo that breaths originality and realnesss. Tell the graphics designer for that logo, that the picture’s background must be black, white, blue or red. (Don’t even use that RED, Chinmark, the redking has already spoiled that colour). 4. Be a doer of giveaway: Giveaway is that one thing that never goes out of style. Just like it worked in 2017, is it still working in 2022 and will continue to work till 2075. Giveaway is that thite you pay, in order to invoke more blessing (Sorry, I’m going spiritual right now). But fact is, you can’t be stingy and expect any maga to pay you. Giveaway gives your prospective client that belief that his or her money won’t enter voicemail when he invests with you, because of that confidence that you aren’t tight fisted. So as a scammer, you must not be stingy. And hey! The giveaway mustn’t be real, you can organise your own giveaway with your team members. The aim is just to portray yourself as generous and trustworthy. 5. Be very religious: Another trick that is everlasting from generations to generations. E fit done cast o, but if channel creatively, you will still lick oil. Post bible verses regularly, your dressing and picture poses should be those that depicts the life of Christ, (Nobody is that stupid to invest in the business of any young yahoo looking boy carrying dreads, with noise rings and tattoos). Post gospels songs, and comment only on posts of gospel artistes and pastor. If possible, donate to their ministries, and share pictures of these respected kingdom vessels laying hands on you and blessing you. Do all these and more, then wait for those 50 years plus women that wear hollandis, those market women in the prayer band, the old men that are excos in the church councils, and the young girl that does POS. Wait for them patiently, they are coming. PS: The essence of this post is not to tutor anybody on how to scam, but, to highlight the crooked tactics these wicked souls, come up with, just to part you away with your hard earned sweat. PLEASE BE AT ALERT. God bless you, for following. I'm a content and article writer, and I can sure help you write engaging and captivating contents for your brand DM me on whatsapp 09017632896 |
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