Dear diary, The past two weeks have been "Oh what a life! for me.
As assumed by many, I was still physically living, but I knew deep down, I was no longer a citizen of this earth.

So there has been this unprecedented fool sent by the second in command in the marine kingdom, threatening my peace for a while now. Dude will call my line in the odd hours of the night(Mostly around 2 to 3am) and as I struggle to pick the call with a sleepy eye, the idiot will cut the call.
In the morning when I'm up, I will return the call, but this fool would busy it..
This has been the routine with this guy.
My fears were confirmed when I searched up that number on True caller, and it was saved as "Mid nite"..
Midnight wetting ??
How will someone register his or her own sim with that name
Shey the person bribed the network providers or did he use spiritual powers to change the name on the network's system.

Guyyyyyy….My whole body froze for some minutes, and a voice immediately mustered to me "Ebuka, dem done finally remember you o".

Dear diary, for the very first time this year, I knelt down to pray. And this voice came back again and asked "Ebuka, if you are God, will you answer yourself ? God is your child nah, any day you like, you will come and ask him for help.
And after that, Voooooom, you leave again. ".

I got discouraged, stood up but refused to accept defeat.
I went straight to Play store, downloaded Reinhard Bonke's prayer bulletin, and started reciting the contents, one by one.
Just reciting it seemed like a childish play to me, so I added tears to it, but stillll, Fear still hold me.
So I decided to go radical.

I removed my slippers, combined it with my belt and flogged all the four corners of my room, as a warning to every devil that will try to dare me.
That still didn't seem convincing.
I then, borrowed an NYSC uniform and their rain camp boot, from a friend, then entered my room again, wore the boot and used it to match and supreesss the head of every demon rearing up it's ugly head.

Brooooohh, it still seemed like I was just walking in the flesh.

E just remain small make I remove one of my teeth, use am sow seed against every power waging war against my destiny, all because of MTN caller tune that doesn't know the right time to call thier customer..

I no fit laugh finish

Lol... Na fear be our major problem for this naija...

Lol, you are valuable to them that's why they keep calling at that time..

This one is dying a million times before his death..

So this boy dey kress. No wonder,

Hah

Too much colorado dey disturb the OP

wtf did i just read

This should be in the comedy section

The guy's name on truecaller might not be his real registered name, it might be a name registered by another victim of his.

Whenever you receive a call and you're using truecaller it always ask you to please give it a name most especially when the person doesn't have one or if you're just calling the person for the first time.

When the first victim saved his number as 'midnight call' his actual name might be 'Jane Doe' but because he's not having a verified truecaller account the display name will be seen on every other user's truecaller as 'midnight call'.

If you give it a new name as 'Witch or Village People' every other new victim of his will see his new name as 'Witch or Village People'.

And why are you scared when you know a name that it is above every other name? The Bible says 'in the name of Jesus every knee must bow', so you have nothing to fear.

Next time when you pray just believe that it's done and it will be done. He said in his word that 'Ask for anything in my name, believe that it'll be done and it will be done'.

And lastly, draw closer to God now so you won't be having doubts next time you pray.