Rozross:
This will not be delicious, most scally animals are tasteless

Please and please, brush your teeth and clean your tongue as recommended.

0Plurse:


Thanks, my next article may come on Snake meat. I will invite you

Did you discard the tail and head completely?

Kriss216:

Onye akpiri

Chidi afo nri

Eeee! Hapu'm like that.

Electrochemistry:
Shey beef, chicken and fish don finish for market no?

E bad to try something else? No, besides variety is the spice of life.

mariahAngel:


Not everything is about poverty.
Poverty is more of the mind than lack.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmPKST_oyw

You still don't get it, this one is by choice, O.P chasing an underage monitor lizard is by necessity. that is the difference.

With all indices observed, I doubt O.p will be chasing a monitor lizard if he has a luxury of different meats to choose from, this is not intended to be an insult, just a fact.

I also had one this morning and it's a bit big here's the picture

0Plurse:
Well, as the topic says this Is not a snake thread, so LALA back off!
But the procedures are almost the same thing as preparing Monitor Lizard/Aligator.

I am Corper currently serving in the Northern part of the country, I come from the West but I am liking it here already .
So yesterday as I was going out with two of my friends we saw a Fulani boy carrying a dead monitor Lizard (he killed it through the neck already) _ Attached below is a picture of the Meat. We asked him if it is for sale and he said yes, so after two mins of negotiations he agreed to sell it for us for 500 naira.
Well, I would gladly buy this for nothing less than 2k in lag.

people dey eat nonsense for this country o.

jagorinho:

You still don't get it, this one is by choice, O.P chasing an underage monitor lizard is by necessity. that is the difference.

With all indices observed, I doubt O.p will be chasing a monitor lizard if he has a luxury of different meats to choose from, this is not intended to be an insult, just a fact.

How are you so sure Op's wasn't by choice?
What if it was an adventure for him?
Not even hunger can make you eat what you cannot.
After all, he bought it with his money(from a hunter), and not that he hunted it.
He could've as well used the money to buy something else.
The way I see it, it was just an adventure to him.

Rozross:
I can’t honestly.

can you eat pork

mariahAngel:

As far as I know what it is, I can't eat it.
Can you?
Waiting...

can you eat pork

abbahfather:
I also had one this morning and it's a bit big here's the picture

Ewww!
I could never!

neztar:
can you eat pork

If it's clean, maybe I can.

mariahAngel:


How are you so sure Op's wasn't by choice?
What if it was an adventure for him?
Not even hunger can make you eat what you cannot.
After all, he bought it with his money(from a hunter), and not that he hunted it.
He could've as well used the money to buy something else.
The way I see it, it was just an adventure to him.

Are you sure about the bolded? God won't let you smell acute hunger. well you might be right but most sub Saharan blacks are not that adventurous when it comes to food, eating chimpanzees,monkeys , monitor lizards et all are due to necessity.

etrange:


This expression is confusing. You mean you wouldn't buy it if they seller requests for less than 2k?

I think he meant he'll gladly pay 2k(more) for it in Lagos, as compared to paying less for it in the north where he is.

jagorinho:

Are you sure about the bolded? God won't let you smell acute hunger.

well you might be right but most sub Saharan blacks are not that adventurous when it comes to food, eating chimpanzees,monkeys , monitor lizards et all are due to necessity.

I'm sure, so help me God.


There are those too.

Hmmmm mm, una dry try sha, if u can eat dis tin, den nothing u can't eat bross.

Not interested

mariahAngel:


As far as I know what it is, I can't eat it.

Can you?

Waiting...

Hmmmm i have the impression that you can turn any meat to food

0Plurse:
Funny thing is, I don't even know how to cook what I bought, even though I have eaten it before once when I was a kid, my uncle bought it on his way to lag then. There was a woman selling Charcoal close to where we stood while negotiating with the Fulani boy, the woman helped in aiding our negotiations, she told the guy in Hausa that we are students and that the dude should not charge us much. After thanking the woman I asked her to tell me how to cook the stuff, I won't forget the looks on my friend's face when I asked that question, they are like guy you dey ment ni , you no sabi cook wetin you buy again?

The woman sha explained to me and coupled with my experience the last time I ate it, though that was a long time ago sha.

Yaks! I was expecting you to roast on fire first to remove the scales before dismembering and cooking.
With the skin still intact in the pot, I won't eat it with you. You do same for snakes.

0Plurse:
Then I followed it with Semo, don't mind the look of my Semo, i no fit do am pass like that .

i dey find people like you with zero worries about life

Jagermeister:

Not it doesn't... Fish skin is just as nerving and repulsing, look closely.. It's just been plastered in your mind that way since childhood because it's fish and fish is a lot more conventional addition to meals than lizards or snakes, as we know..

fish can never be repulsive maybe ure high, Even Jesus ate fish in the Bible, fed 5000 ppl with just two fishes, brought money out of fish, but disdained serpents saying if a son asks for fish would he give him a serpent?
Go do ur findings there are somethings quite unholy to eat, especially crawling things

Sleeknigga:
fish can never be repulsive maybe ure high, Even Jesus ate fish in the Bible, fed 5000 ppl with just two fishes, brought money out of fish, but disdained serpents saying if a son asks for fish would he give him a serpent?
Go do ur findings there are somethings quite unholy to eat, especially crawling things

Pastor sleeky I’m not high lol.. tell me some more Bible stories, I like your Sunday school teachings.. fish skin is similar to reptile skin hoohaa, especially snake skin in it’s patterns.. there’s a lot of people who don’t eat fish for that reason, my brother doesn’t..

Leave those endangered spacies alone.Cow meat is there you haven't finished it, same to pork,chicken, turkey, goat and other readily available source of protein.

Many kolo people dey Nairaland

Ogchase33:
why you come eat one meat?

I realized this side of me in my school days, even if I kill a chicken and no one to eat with me, I will still put one piece in my food, i would end up adding extras before I finish that meal but at first, I will sure to put just one . My mum would never put two pieces of meat/fish in anyone's food except my dad, even doing Salah when we Slaughter big Ram , i subconsciously got that from her I guess.

And I ended up adding an extra two before I finished d Semo, lol

Hobbiton:
500 omo. For which state abeg. Because for kaduna that thing pass 5h o

The boy was going to sell it for 1k but a woman aided in negotiating for 500. And he was herding his Cow at the early hours of the day so I guess it would be stressful for him to be carrying that around.

Dude looks like a grand Hustler

Yoighaman:


You didn't boil before frying?

I did, i missed the step but included it later. It is up there.

Gangster1ms:

Did you discard the tail and head completely?

Yes. Discarded.

TVTKOKO:
i dey find people like you with zero worries about life

Life is not hard bros.

Let me give you an instance. I don't like Restaurant Chicken cus talking from experience, the maximum period those farms that supply big restaurants their birds rare is 5 -6 weeks. They add some complex varieties to their meal to make those birds grow bigger during that space.
Ask a Vet and they will tell you consuming that has its own health risk.
Then they preserve this chicken before taking it to the restaurants, this preservative will do some damn job on these chicken to make it soften. This restaurants don't cook this chicken, they only cut them, add spices and fry/roast it. Just like that and people consume this every day. Not minding that some of these chickens might have viruses before being killed...
I am not trying to justify eating Monitor Lizard, I am only saying, every man with his godamn choice.