joesh94:
It's funny Sha, I chatted one babe on Facebook and when we started talking, I was lazy to type, so I saved her number as ....
And that is how it has been since then.

culf:



What a gentle man

Streetmovement:

Wotoporiously speaking
Lol

Honchoslim16:
Did not know how to save some Whitemen contacts..... So started with Client 1, Client 2..... And the list continues

Higgies:
Michael Don't Pick
Bola road met
Segun Juvec met
A.Y POS Str

joesh94:
It's funny Sha, I chatted one babe on Facebook and when we started talking, I was lazy to type, so I saved her number as ....
And that is how it has been since then.

henndukwe18:
Building: prints building documents
Fanta: a customer DT bought me fanta
Minutes: d name of d work I do for him
Nwanne: has d same voice with two pple I know, BT I stl dnt know him
Sweater: sells sweater
Bracelet: sells it
Buns: sells buns
Sir like: d man told me he likes me, DT am handsome, am suspecting he could be homo

Rubyjade:
What funny contact names have you saved in your phones?

Mine���


1. Danger 1: He was a relentless toaster I had back in the university, till date I don't know where he got my number.

He was a non-Nigerian Phd student at the time and he followed me everywhere.

Those days we always had early morning lectures at UMTH(University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital)/so most times I don't eat in the mornings before leaving.

When I get hungry, I go to a restaurant within the hospital to eat.

This guy would have paid before I was done eating. I'd insist on paying and they would claim they had no change.

He called and called promising the whole world. I asked that he tell me who gave him my number but he didn't bulge. He would call and send me all kinds of love text msgs, he continued till I graduated.


2. Danger 2: His 2nd number �


3. Don't Pick: there was a time I used to exercise in Ahmadu Bello stadium Kaduna, he is a footballer.

We did some exercises together once, he couldn't believe I wasn't a bit interested in him.

So he kept calling, I got angry and saved his number as "Don't Pick". This was 8 years ago, do you know this guy still calls that number.

4. Dunno: a number that regularly calls and asks how I am doing, in fact we exchange pleasantries like we know each other way back. I feel terrible I still don't know who he is.

5. Night call: a woman who regularly called me in my school days to convince me to marry her nephew.

She was always calling during the night, she never called at day time. Those days of MTN free night calls, you know the weirdest thing, it was my father who gave her my number.


6. I Don't Want: her nephew, at least he only called in the day.


7. I am tired: an airtel customer service number, I blocked. Before I did, it'd call at least 5 times a day.


8. John neighborhood: He was my parents' neighbour before he moved.


9. Man who fears God: House agent, and he really fears God.


10. Crayfish: who I buy crayfish from (I know his name now but I am finding it hard to change it).


11. Fppp: till date, I don't know why I saved this number this way and I don't know who it is.


12. Pot: planning to buy pots from her, but still haven't.


13. Who knows: Just like the name, I know nothing about her/him.

PS: Please suggest a hashtag for my Sunday stories �

Lvgirl:

Now that Ur a evening news paper , old , used and restless what have you gain?.

Rubyjade:
What funny contact names have you saved in your phones?

Mine���


1. Danger 1: He was a relentless toaster I had back in the university, till date I don't know where he got my number.

He was a non-Nigerian Phd student at the time and he followed me everywhere.

Those days we always had early morning lectures at UMTH(University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital)/so most times I don't eat in the mornings before leaving.

When I get hungry, I go to a restaurant within the hospital to eat.

This guy would have paid before I was done eating. I'd insist on paying and they would claim they had no change.

He called and called promising the whole world. I asked that he tell me who gave him my number but he didn't bulge. He would call and send me all kinds of love text msgs, he continued till I graduated.


2. Danger 2: His 2nd number �


3. Don't Pick: there was a time I used to exercise in Ahmadu Bello stadium Kaduna, he is a footballer.

We did some exercises together once, he couldn't believe I wasn't a bit interested in him.

So he kept calling, I got angry and saved his number as "Don't Pick". This was 8 years ago, do you know this guy still calls that number.

4. Dunno: a number that regularly calls and asks how I am doing, in fact we exchange pleasantries like we know each other way back. I feel terrible I still don't know who he is.

5. Night call: a woman who regularly called me in my school days to convince me to marry her nephew.

She was always calling during the night, she never called at day time. Those days of MTN free night calls, you know the weirdest thing, it was my father who gave her my number.


6. I Don't Want: her nephew, at least he only called in the day.


7. I am tired: an airtel customer service number, I blocked. Before I did, it'd call at least 5 times a day.


8. John neighborhood: He was my parents' neighbour before he moved.


9. Man who fears God: House agent, and he really fears God.


10. Crayfish: who I buy crayfish from (I know his name now but I am finding it hard to change it).


11. Fppp: till date, I don't know why I saved this number this way and I don't know who it is.


12. Pot: planning to buy pots from her, but still haven't.


13. Who knows: Just like the name, I know nothing about her/him.

PS: Please suggest a hashtag for my Sunday stories �

Samantha124:
I saved my uncle's wife as COW..

Rubyjade:

Samantha124:
That's her name, I just translated it to English..