Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark, the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil says "One dollar".


Obasanjo is stunned & says "One dollar Only one freaking dollar??"

The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local !

U must be crazy.lol nigeria isnt dat bad.

Thats really bad!! ls Nigeria that bad?

Guy, You made me almost throw down my laptop. Nigeria isn't that bad but ur joke is Hot!

hey foxyrichie! haba why you dey lie now

who dash you laptop

anyway i mean no offence but its just dat i cant imagine a foxie with a laptop

Hey clemcykul, Na wah 4 uoooo. Even if u feel say I no get one. U 4 no talk am here. anyway I have superb laptop from Dell. Hi to everyone in the house. Happy weekend.

Well nice one but 9JA IS NOT HELL OOOOO, and as for you wey dey advertise lap top , i have got a TOSHIBA 250gig 5 gig cd rom ever seen that ?

Y'all talkn bout laptops ryte? Wel i dont av a laptop, i av a finger top wit a 32inches monitor, nd its own satellyte dish ryte nxt to it. It comes wit an inbuilt air conditionin system nd it kuld also work as a washing machine.
Can u beat dat? HELL NO!
Nd u knw y?



It doznt nd kuld neva xist!

Never Say Never !!!!

@brosgaby
With d xception of dis situation.

na which kind joke come bi dis na, if nigeria na hell, that means you are also already livn in hell.

@Ekuma
God bless u nd God bless Nigeria.
but dat is 4 doz hu blive dat 9ja is hell.

naija d best

Old joke sef .Heard that shit since i was in daycare

Lol Funny

Brosgaby or what do you call yourself, I think you are not in Nigeria. If you are in Nigeria please relocate. Nigeria can't be compare to hell. Well your joke is tight.

Nigeria is no hell.
Probably your own personal world na hell.

GeeCee:

Nigeria is no hell.
Probably your own personal world na hell.

G.C.E now dats really funny

but why were u been diffucult to pass those days while i was still n sec. skul

well i have got nokia laptop!

A NOKIA LATOP?
D 1 i discribed is an AIT laptop!

Migines:

A NOKIA LATOP?
D 1 i discribed is an AIT laptop!

now dats funnnyyyyyyyyyyy