Have you been on a relationship? are you a singlet? (single) are you married? Are you searching? or been heartbroken?
can you share your experiences with us for we all to learn.

Am not really the relationship type cause i'm introvert, but it dawned on me the day i gave it a try.
It all started in my secondary school days when we had sports day, it went succesful and red house (ruby) won. This my classmate onyinye i've been admiring, she partook in 100m and relay but i noticed after the event she was crying, tried knowing the cause she said nothing until she opened up. She ran 2laps during the relay instead of 1 due to the other runner wasn't available, to this she was accused for making the house lose. I tried my best to comfort her even make her laugh, we went same direction i excorted her home. The next day on whatsapp she starts telling me she loves me, ahh how? when? was really surprised tho, had to take my shot asked her if we could be on a rel. she promised me a reply the next day in school. To cut the story short, she wrote me a letter of how she's already dating a guy that it can't work, after reading it i went to a corner and started crying. that day i vowed not to do rel.

hmm

I dey come make I chop first

Shayo oooo, Na everybody go chop breakfast.
Except me

Just wait e go touch everybody.

h0pze3:
Shayo oooo, Na everybody go chop breakfast.
Except me

E taya o

Ehmmah588:
I dey come make I chop first

That was my first love,LoL. She broke up with me more than 10years ago because I gained admission into university with the excuse that I would cheat,LoL. Well, something’s are blessings in disguise because I met my wife in the university and it has been blessings since then. Thank you for leaving my life for a better woman to come in

I ate bread n egg

This morning, breakfast is Akara with custard. Yummy!

If you're talking about heartbreak, I've never been heartbroken in my affairs. I am a careful person, thorough and detailed. I won't say I can read the end from the beginning but I always win.

If the groundnut scratch my eye the onions go clear am

my then friend introduced me to a gal living in the village and we started from there,calls,chat and soft message.tot i was in love,had to go to Villa on December 2018 to witness this gal ghost me and acted like she never knew me, village gal i wan love gimme breakfast worst December 2018 dude even went into depression....

2020 i had a gal crush on me to the extent that she took me out on lovers day and paid the bills of what we ate,we helped each other in the relationship, do buy gifts every end of the month till gal started deleting call logs and text even started acting funny,due to lockdown she noticed that money is no longer coming in and she's an apprentice,she left,well such is life but I survived because whenever I remember those happy moments back then I feel like crying but we move..

2021 she came in like a thief,stole My heart and everything we're going soo good till I started hearing "a guy,a friend and ex and before I could notice what's happening gal done bench me.well i had to sit and watch then.felt bad,passed through alotta shiit but thanks to God it motivated me to be a better person than who i was...
nowadays na pyping i dey do, imagine a gal that turned me down 4 times came back to tell me that she was expecting me to be persistent,she don chop breakfast come dey find bobo wey go cover her heart..had to continue joking around with her cause she started it

general announcement:
gals are not 100 % deep in love with you,is either they're keeping you for mr right or they're keeping you just to feel accompanied.to the young boys reading this,invest ya energy in building yaself and your tomorrow, relationship will make you mad, depressed and bitter if you invest all you have in it,no gal is ready to ride with you till you make it,the world is upgrading soo fast and gals love to have fun,look flashy and fresh,their standard is rich guys that's their aim,i advise you to hustle legit, abstain from ritual and fraudulent act and make it in a Godly way then set your standards of who you want....

Na people wey dey do gf/relationship go chop breakfast. If na sexcapades/experiences with olosho i go share

Mine is funny and stupid, no tangible reason for her breaking up with me.
But me dating now (nahhh), have put that aside.

Nigeria my country!!!

Dreadlock69:
If the groundnut scratch my eye the onions go clear am

Na who love go get breakfast
If a girl even tell me it's over,I will be like ok
Me and love
God forbid bad thing

Medianna:
Nigeria my country!!!

Who is hitting you ain't hitting you well cuz You act as if you need diçk In your life :-

My wife is my first love. Met her in 2010 during post utme. Since then, it has been series of breakfast. But we never cheated on each other. We has major breakfast in 2019 and got married same year. We are blessed with two kids now.

My verdict:
Breakfast is not the end of life, it is actually the beginning

Balistic4:
My wife is my first love. Met her in 2010 during post utme. Since then, it has been series of breakfast. But we never cheated on each other. We has major breakfast in 2019 and got married same year. We are blessed with two kids now.

My verdict:
Breakfast is not the end of life, it is actually the beginning

Pardone moi, how is that possible!
You father two kids in two years.
Are they twins?

Medianna:
Pardone moi, how is that possible! You father two kids in two years. Are they twins?

Mama, tell us what's wrong in having 2 kids in two years?

How?

lifenija:
I ate bread n egg

Never had breakfast, don't know what it feels like. because i can't even toast a girl. What a shame thou. Buh will try one day.

SOONEST E GO REACH YOU.

placeofallure:
This morning, breakfast is Akara with custard. Yummy!

If you're talking about heartbreak, I've never been heartbroken in my affairs. I am a careful person, thorough and detailed. I won't say I can read the end from the beginning but I always win.

Allison012:
Mama, tell us what's wrong in having 2 kids in two years?

Nothing.
but its advisable to space kids..
Where i grew up..Women are somehow ashame when they take in while the child is still very tender.Probably still breastfeeding.maybe because the baby in the womb was not planned for.
On offense sha!!!

2k19 - 2k22 is 3years plus. E.g jul19, jul20, jul21, jul22

Medianna:

Pardone moi, how is that possible!
You father two kids in two years.
Are they twins?

How to toast a girl.
get a toast machine, put any girl INSIDE, then Thank me later.

Allison012:
Never had breakfast, don't know what it feels like. because i can't even toast a girl. What a shame thou. Buh will try one day.

Jacketaltrade:
2k19 - 2k22 is 3years plus. E.g jul19, jul20, jul21, jul22

Analysist!!
You won't add 19' to the calcation.cuz she has to be pregnant for months

I was the one who served the breakfast... well microwaved and served with a chilled beer and also a statement from the police given to him not to ever disturb or come a 1000 miles near me (a cultist giving me and people around me threat all about)

I know and actually did it, that's why i started from july instead of jan.

Medianna:

Analysist!!
You won't add 19' to the calcation.cuz she has to be pregnant for months

Jacketaltrade:
I know and actually did it, that's why i started from july instead of jan.

I thought the july was for the wedding.
Cuz even if it was july 19' she put to birth she must have being pregnant since 18'.