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S O S by jackpot(f): 5:38am On Aug 17, 2011 |
A farmer buys a young c[i]o[/i]ck, as soon as it comes home ,it rushes & f[i]u[/i]cks all the 150 hens. the farmer is impressed . At lunch, the c[i]o[/i]ck again screws all 150 hens. Farmer gets tense now. Next day , he finds the c[i]o[/i]ck f[i]u[/i]cking the ducks, goose n donkey also. Later, the farmer finds the c[i]o[/i]ck pale, half-dead and vultures circling over it's head. The farmer said, "you deserve it,U Hot bastard, ". The c[i]o[/i]ck opens one eye, points up & says, "ssshh! Don't shout! Let them land" |
Re: S O S by jokingmary(m): 3:41pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
:d |
Re: S O S by dani1luv: 4:10pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
e remain the farmer wife 4 d cock to fccckk |
Re: S O S by geogeo01: 5:38am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Mtchewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! @poster abeg na joke U bin wan write? |
Re: S O S by jackpot(f): 7:35am On Aug 18, 2011 |
^Hey, your wife must have denied you s[i]e[/i]x at home. Don't transfer the anger reach my side. Thanks |
Re: S O S by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 18, 2011 |
lol .nice joke |
Re: S O S by StudioCFR(m): 11:19am On Aug 18, 2011 |
*Exits Thread* |
Re: S O S by Nellyon(f): 11:44am On Aug 18, 2011 |
^ typical |
Re: S O S by StudioCFR(m): 11:55am On Aug 18, 2011 |
*blink eyes* |
Re: S O S by Nobody: 12:14pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
Fantastic joke, the best, ;Dcorrect cock!! u are the true son of your father Mr COCK |
Re: S O S by Nobody: 12:16pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
I meant C0ck, who is changing this to rooster, maderators, easy na, abeg, lst time i checked, c0ck is in my dictionary meaning rooster, but , na c0ck i mean |
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