An account of his experience…..

I still remember that day like it was just yesterday. I just got admission into Auchi Polytechnic. first semester, you know how it feels now, for those who went to higher institution, that feeling of freedom in a new environment. I was lucky to get my own self contain. So I was a big boy even in ND1. I had this babe which I met from 2go, she was from auchi but she schooled in UNIPORT. I invited her over to come come spend some time with me, naso this babe leave school come her home town come dey with me o. I remember then we come Dey do hide and seek for auchi, make her family members nor go see her. Before she came over I dun Dey brag on how I go finish her for bed. I will break her body, we will go for 7 rounds, no rest, I dun make mouth say I go Bleep her all through the night. Omo naso the first night reach o! After she dun cook better jollof rice. We stroll out, come late for night. Time to Bleep, you know as e Dey go nah… I start with pre-intimacy… omo when the time reach to start the main thing.. as I put my dick …. E nor reach 5 strokes I dun cum full all her body ooooo. Omo see shame for my face after I dun make mouth finish. I come begin Dey make excuses so, say baby, your pussy is too sweet, you are too wet. Bla Bla Bla … naso I come say make I go round two….. within 15 strokes I dun pour sperm for every wer. Naso this babe burst laugh oo. Carry her small Nokia phone then begin Dey play snake game. Chai. Na so my head wan burst with shame.. Na here the story tay start so… Omo na so I carry my phone call one of my friend, this my friend na lagos e tay come. Na guy wey sabi, I come tell am wetin happen, say omo I nor fit last o say I need wetin I go take to Bleep well. The guy say make I nor worry, The next day after classes bros carry me go one chemist, ask me if I get 100 naira. I give am the 100 naira. I collect one full sachet from the chemist man. He come tell me say na “Tramadol be this, if you take only one, you go find cum you nor go see”.. I say, Yes, na wetin I Dey find be this.
Fast forward to that night. As we wan Bleep again the second night, na em I go take one tablet.. omo I nor even waste time to do any pre-intimacy.. na so I penetrate once .. my brothers and sisters, after like 10 strokes I dun burst sperm for Everywer ooo. Jeez, for my mind this Tramadol nor Dey work, I nor even wait make the Tramadol start e work. Because I nor even know as the feeling Dey be that time. Omo, na so I vex oo go open extra two tablets Burst inside my mouth. My brother like 30 minutes time I nor come understand how my body come dey do me oo! I come Dey feel strange.. na em I come think to myself say, YES NA NOW THE TRAMADOL DUN START E WORK!! na so I wake the babe! I spark her ass. Get up! Let me prove to you that I am waist bender !! My brother wetin happen shock me, My penis nor stand again ooo! I do everything possible to make the penis stand. Penis nor grin stand oo! Naso the babe vex go sleep. As that one Dey happen my people, I nor understand my body again, I come begin Dey vomit, naso I pass out o! The next morning as I wake up! All my eyes swell up! I nor fit go class that day naso I call that my guy o. He come advise me say I go Dey take overdose so make I try sleep. Omo na so I sleep for straight 18 hours.. as I wake up I come Dey feel like Hercules. My brothers and sisters as I jam that babe that night. She was forced to ask me if I was on drugs. We Bleep from 6pm to 3 am . No cap. Lolsssss

Ten is happening

I'm happy that the strike has been called off, at least, we won't be getting such stories again

Juicethekid:
I'm happy that the strike has been called off, at least, we won't be getting such stories again

Hahaha, it won’t still take away the phone from them.

Atleast tramadol is now a contraband.So limited access unlike b4.
One thing I want to knw is,Hope u(He) didn’t become a druggie?

That's the power of trama.

My 1st experience with tramadol na dye....

na one saturday lyk dat,we dey plan to go burial 4 ughelli,na there i say make i take 200mg of tramadol so that i go see road.

omoh e no reach beta 20mins,we tramadol begin work....i nearly vomit out intensine bcus i dn vomit every tin wen dey inside my body...

na there my guys begin fyn cold water 4 me to drink b4 i begin get myslf...

i no even fit go the burial again bcus i weak pass over ripe dodo..

marlow1962:

Hahaha, it won’t still take away the phone from them.

At least, there won't be a chance to sit down and create unreal stories.

Troublemania5:
Ten is happening

Mewa shele

Our body system really differs, this tm no deh do anything for my body

Tm wey we Dey pop 2k mg.

This reminds me of those old magazines (I think they call it Heart). With fake stories and lots of art (drawings). Back in the days.

I knew a guy back then who died due to trama overdose

faceland:
This reminds me of those old magazines (I think they call it Heart). With fake stories and lots of art (drawings). Back in the days.

Hearts…hints…better lover…best lover



My favorite then was hints….good old days.
That better lover and best lover na ‘blue book’.
I still Dey fin old copy of hints….campus blues.
Kiki Kiki!

� risked your life bcus of sex

brain54:

Hearts…hints…better lover…best lover



My favorite then was hints….good old days.
That better lover and best lover na ‘blue book’.
I still Dey fin old copy of hints….campus blues.
Kiki Kiki!

Yeah Hints was widespread.

faceland:


Yeah Hints was widespread.

Internet killed many things…

I no too believe this story.If you go one round of sex and you release sperm.You no go fit go again until your prickk start to dey raise again and na like some hours because you go weak ehn.
You go hate towtow for those periods sef.
I dey talk of quick cummers wey sugar don weaken their blood vessels.

Say no to drug abuse

Pickmycall:
I no too believe this story.If you go one round of sex and you release sperm.You no go fit go again until your prickk start to dey raise again and na like some hours because you go weak ehn.
You go hate towtow for those periods sef.
I dey talk of quick cummers wey sugar don weaken their blood vessels.

na lie

faceland:
This reminds me of those old magazines (I think they call it Heart). With fake stories and lots of art (drawings). Back in the days.

That's around the
80s

Juicethekid:
I'm happy that the strike has been called off, at least, we won't be getting such stories again

Exactly my thoughts

marlow1962:

Hahaha, it won’t still take away the phone from them.

Their soon coming exams will keep them busy

Juicethekid:
I'm happy that the strike has been called off, at least, we won't be getting such stories again

Has ASUU really called of the strike??

What a story
What an achievement.

brain54:

Internet killed many things…

una don old oo. You and faceland

Ikennaford:
Our body system really differs, this tm no deh do anything for my body

same here. Samsu works wonder for me. Although my first experience with samsu was also very funny

Oesophagus99:


That's around the
80s

It reached 1999 and faded away from 2000 (I remember hearing of Aaliyah death from those magazine).

IamAuntyOnion:
una don old oo. You and faceland

To old no be crime my brother…