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Surviving A Zombie Invasion In Naija by VoodooDoll(m): 7:56am On Aug 18, 2011
There are loads of films made about Zombie attacks:
- 28 days later, 28 weeks later, Day of the dead, dawn of the dead etc. There's even one about Zombies in Africa,

People even have survival guides or tips, but they are all Western biased. Even the US Disease Control Agency and Guardian News paper UK have tips. Some tips below:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jun/10/how-survive-zombie-apocalypse-tips

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

1. Be prepared with supplies
2. Get out of town;
3. If you're staying at home or are stuck somewhere else, then fortify your base;
4. Search for survivors
Supplies: Water, Food, Medications, Tools, Sanitation, Hygiene, Identification docs, First Aid
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So, I was wondering - how does one survive a Zombie invasion in Nigeria,

I am sure our police force and military would fall our hands, the roads would be impassable and water and supplies are already hard to get.

If Zombies invade and given our current hardship, would we notice the difference, grin

If we notice the difference, survival tips below please:

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