1. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men.....

2. And This Nepa will Bring Light Wen Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (MTN) Night Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today.

3. Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house. Chai, this world.is a set up.

4. Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like: ''Baby, i see my future kids in your eyes''... Weldone sir chairman of national population census. Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? Am not feeling fine jare.......

5. Some people are blessed with wickedness.. How can i beg you for salt and you tell me your mum has counted it.

6. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn.

7. Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo..

8. A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately.

9. Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell." She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare.

10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run ...

11. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured .

12. I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi.....the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN".....something was telling to reply no am in MTN . . No God forbid ooh the devil won't get me dis new month of October.

Keep it up.

Chaii... No.10 na die!