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The Granny N Betting by efuah(f): 7:35am On Aug 22, 2007 |
one day an old woman went to the worldbank with three sacks full of money to open a savings account. whn she got there, she insisted on seeing the governor himself, with a lot of argument, they allowed her into the governor's office. the governor asked: Granny, how did make all this money? Granny: i do betting governor: betting? u mean just betting? granny: yes, for instance i can bet with u that ur balls (testicles) are square. governor: (in an uncontrollable laughter) u dnt mean it granny. granny: ok let's bet, if they are square, u pay me 20,000 dollars, if they r round like u think, i pay u 20,000 dollars the governor so sure of his balls rounds agreed cos he wanted some of the granny's money. governor: it's a deal granny: ok i will come with my lawyer tomorrow so get prepared at exactly 9:00am. that night, the governor stood in a mirror for a long time, examining his balls to make sure that they are round. the following morning, the granny came with a man (lawyer). granny: good morning governor, are u ready now? governor: yes granny. granny: ok take off ur clothes let's see the governor did not care abt the supposed lawyers attention cos he tot 20,000 dollars is not a small money. he took off his clothes. granny: can i hold them n see for my self? governor: yes! yes of course. at the moment the granny held the governor's balls, the supposed lawyer started banging his head on a wall. not knowing the granny went to bet with the supposed lawyer that, today at exactly 9:00am, she will be holding the governor of the world bank's balls in her palms n the supposed lawyer agreed cos he was sure it's not possible (n that bet was 50,000 dollar vice versa) |
Re: The Granny N Betting by efuah(f): 7:41am On Aug 22, 2007 |
one day a man was going home late and he has to pass by a cemetry b4 he reach his house. he heard a noise frm the cemetry, gathered some courage and asked: who is that? the voice said: it's me the man: it's u who? the voice: the did not spell my name correctly on my gravve so am rewriting it myself |
Re: The Granny N Betting by rasulua(m): 8:23am On Aug 22, 2007 |
@ first post av heard it b4 bt sumtin else. @ second post wow his gona b wild eye open 4 d rest of d nyt. |
Re: The Granny N Betting by sallysexy(f): 8:47am On Aug 22, 2007 |
hahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Re: The Granny N Betting by mimiko(f): 10:41am On Aug 22, 2007 |
one and two heard it b4 but tx for bringing all skull back |
Re: The Granny N Betting by clemcykul(f): 2:07pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
i don die |
Re: The Granny N Betting by darlingD(m): 6:14pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
@poster efuah i like ur pix |
Re: The Granny N Betting by marlet01(m): 6:40pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
Lol lovely |
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