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Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 11:16am On Oct 28, 2022
Forget matters mehn. This is why every guy needs to be a simp.

As a simp, you save someone from depression. You see, if a girl post pictures on Facebook and doesn't get enough likes and compliments, she becomes sad.

Flood her timeline, worship her, tell her how beautiful she is and how you value her.

If a girl walks and doesn't get compliments, she becomes sad. Call her out, tell her how beautiful she is, even if she doesn't respond!

Ask about her, if possible follow her while she's walking quickly, if she doesn't respond, continue disturbing her. Put pressure and cure depression.

Even if you have her number, always call, complimenting her even if she agrees or not.

If she's angry at you, always apologize even if she's at fault. Buy her things, gift her recharge cards, even give 70% of your salary to her.



Save a life today, become a simp!

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Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by virginprincess(f): 11:26am On Oct 28, 2022
You are very very correct op,don't mind what all those clowns called redpillers would say.
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Promosaver: 11:31am On Oct 28, 2022
one man down
This op needs help
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by chatinent: 11:37am On Oct 28, 2022
This one don chop

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Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Autobot05: 12:54pm On Oct 28, 2022
Show us example by transferring 100k to 10 girls on this platform .. with receipts too

We will follow you after

Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:13pm On Oct 28, 2022
virginprincess:
You are very very correct op,don't mind what all those clowns called redpillers would say.

Are you depressed?
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:13pm On Oct 28, 2022
Promosaver:
one man down
This op needs help

She don cook am give me o

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Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:15pm On Oct 28, 2022
chatinent:
This one don chop
she give me o

Right now I don send her the last 2k wey I get because she dey vex.
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:15pm On Oct 28, 2022
Autobot05:
Show us example by transferring 100k to 10 girls on this platform .. with receipts too

We will follow you after

Let them drop thier akant na
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Ariyo70: 3:18pm On Oct 28, 2022
Simp?
Who that one help?
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by advanceDNA: 3:54pm On Oct 28, 2022
virginprincess:
You are very very correct op,don't mind what all those clowns called redpillers would say.

U ddnt even see the sarcasm that he's insulting you women
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Gboy1026: 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2022
Autobot05:
Show us example by transferring 100k to 10 girls on this platform .. with receipts too

We will follow you after
I support u. He should lead by example

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Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 4:44pm On Oct 28, 2022
advanceDNA:


U ddnt even see the sarcasm that he's insulting you women

Cumulade why let the cat out so soon grin
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Honchoslim16(m): 4:49pm On Oct 28, 2022
I never put women in my bidness

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