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Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 11:16am On Oct 28, 2022 |
Forget matters mehn. This is why every guy needs to be a simp. As a simp, you save someone from depression. You see, if a girl post pictures on Facebook and doesn't get enough likes and compliments, she becomes sad. Flood her timeline, worship her, tell her how beautiful she is and how you value her. If a girl walks and doesn't get compliments, she becomes sad. Call her out, tell her how beautiful she is, even if she doesn't respond! Ask about her, if possible follow her while she's walking quickly, if she doesn't respond, continue disturbing her. Put pressure and cure depression. Even if you have her number, always call, complimenting her even if she agrees or not. If she's angry at you, always apologize even if she's at fault. Buy her things, gift her recharge cards, even give 70% of your salary to her. Save a life today, become a simp! 1 Like |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by virginprincess(f): 11:26am On Oct 28, 2022 |
You are very very correct op,don't mind what all those clowns called redpillers would say. |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Promosaver: 11:31am On Oct 28, 2022 |
one man down This op needs help |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by chatinent: 11:37am On Oct 28, 2022 |
This one don chop 1 Like |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Autobot05: 12:54pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
Show us example by transferring 100k to 10 girls on this platform .. with receipts too We will follow you after
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Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:13pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
virginprincess: Are you depressed? |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:13pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
Promosaver: She don cook am give me o 1 Like |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:15pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
chatinent:she give me o Right now I don send her the last 2k wey I get because she dey vex. |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 3:15pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
Autobot05: Let them drop thier akant na |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Ariyo70: 3:18pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
Simp? Who that one help? |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by advanceDNA: 3:54pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
virginprincess: U ddnt even see the sarcasm that he's insulting you women |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Gboy1026: 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
Autobot05:I support u. He should lead by example 1 Like |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by lovediehatelive(m): 4:44pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
advanceDNA: Cumulade why let the cat out so soon |
Re: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Honchoslim16(m): 4:49pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
I never put women in my bidness |
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