Starz825:
Omooo
If you have lived in Nigeria for over 20 years....

When you reach other countries...you go shock to know say no be country Dem born you put....

Na try-coun

The bolded got me laughing so hard

kilmix:
It was in Amsterdam. I was having a gist with 2 police officers. They asked me not to book a hotel that if I hang around in the evening, I’ll have a nice lady, probably drunk and Hot, who will want me to go to her hotel with her.

I was shocked o.

They were that friendly.

Baba aje na only me know say you lie other people just dey read dey go..how police go give you that kin advice.

ZINNYBANKS:

The $100 wen u pay fit no reach station o ba yo ba yo go there too .

no bro, it enters the state's account. I didn't give it to the officers directly.

abobote:

Which part?

Abobo

Bobbyjay001:


Ha! Nothing for do me. Aswe! Abi make I kuku japa go Philippines? How is the standard is living there?

suffer dey there plenty ooo

It happened around the first week of January 2022. I was driving uphill on a freezing Sunday morning. My car (Honda) got stuck at the hill's peak and could not move further. The vehicle was moving backward, but I kept it steady on the hill. I was confused because it is a small town in the US. I called 911, police officers came, and the road management team poured sand and salt to melt the ice; the police officers went ahead to stop all the vehicles so that I could drive out of the site. The police officer was so respectful and willing to do anything for me. America ooooo

sodique20:
I stay in côte d'ivoire too. Very friendly set of force.

How's life there generally?

Franking:
I was in Maputo, Mozambique one hot afternoon. Dropped my car off at a car wash and strolled to the water front a few meters away. Two policemen stopped me and demanded for my passport which was inside the car. I asked that they follow me to the carwash but they refused claiming passports should be presented on demand. They insisted I provide it there and then or follow them to their station.

Luckily I called my girlfriend who had traced me to the carwash and she brought the passport.

How's that country like?

BennyDGreat:


How's that country like?

Poor. They have a European flavour though, Portuguese specifically. More organized than Nigeria. There are more high rise apartment buildings in Maputo alone than in Lagos. I was at the beach there in 2008 and a cd music hawker was blasting 2Baba's African Queen. Night life is good with good hotels. It's an expensive city ironically.