Today, i fell from the top of my 3 storey building, and was rushed 2 the clinic.i didnt die, though im still in coma. .

so u no die. That means u are now a superman,please i have one ten story.that one wont take u to the hospital u wil die

do u smoke egbo?

still in coma ? 

no worry, u go die 4 coma na

Hw did u post dis if u r still in a coma?!

na wetin i dey ask myself o

U dey coma and still dey update for nairaland. This nairaland jazz hold u tight

Lol, I'm in a coma too but I'm still typing a reply,

*Still in coma*

@ still in coma hahaha

So nairaland na house of coma eeh

*Slaps him in coma*

hhmm

co·ma 1 (km)
n. pl. co·mas
A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison, in which an individual is incapable of sensing or responding to external stimuli and internal needs.


You are not in coma dear.

sorry sha

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still in coma? lol and u dey type for nl

This man is dreaming. No go try am for real life cos it will be too late to realize that u are not Superman

*Laughing at them in coma*

u need to be buried in coma! chikena!

*Insulting him in coma*

bin is in dreamland dreaming he's in coma You are not in dreamland,you are in Nairaland

Who told u? i am in coma! u dey envy me abi

Why wont he be in coma when na ashewo he dey always patronise every night

I never know say ur woman i dey service every nite b ashewo, she never tell me o o!

i know dis is jokes section but please. . . There are somethings i wouldnt joke with


Thank You

aids is real, we are in joke section but aids no be joke o o

who says i am joking? *ERECTS IN COMA*

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*FARTS LOUD in coma*

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