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Zulus! by Everbright(f): 4:01pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
An aeroplane was flying over the USA. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?" (Dad) "Tonight son, we are Zulus!" |
Re: Zulus! by clemcykul(f): 4:22pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
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Re: Zulus! by sussy1(f): 4:24pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
Nice one girl,so funny ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Zulus! by naijadiva2(f): 9:26pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
i heard something like that, except it went a little more like this, An airplane was flying over the USA. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caucasian on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?" (Dad) "Tonight son, we are Niggas!" |
Re: Zulus! by Aiphie(f): 12:41pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
The 1st version here is funnier. U know, u get the Niggas' b4 the Zulus'. ![]() |
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