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Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Nobody: 10:19am On Aug 23, 2011 |
Its an Old Joke but i still think its worth taking the Best Joke of the Millennium award! Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say “Good Morning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.” The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.” We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let's go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.” “Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing “Happy Birthday” and there on the couch I sat, naked. |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by ChiefEben(m): 10:30am On Aug 23, 2011 |
Rotflmao See how am laffing hard in office, hahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Ajibel(m): 10:35am On Aug 23, 2011 |
:-x :-x :-x :-x |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 23, 2011 |
^^ Error |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Ajibel(m): 10:45am On Aug 23, 2011 |
El Guapo: Error ko, horror ni |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 23, 2011 |
^^ Na u be the Founder naa! |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
see Bleep up! |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by jokingmary(m): 2:30pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
ok |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by SageNaruto(m): 6:43pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
lwkmd. . . Chei, see big f**k up!!! |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Nobody: 7:11pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
aanumama: SageNaruto: lol The guy blood dey boil like hot water! |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by oderemo(m): 5:59am On Aug 24, 2011 |
@el, is that you in your pic. profile or your son ? just curious. |
Re: Best Joke Of The Millenium! by Nobody: 10:17am On Aug 24, 2011 |
^ Thats ma Great Grandson |
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