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Him, Her And I by Royaldamsel(f): 11:31am On Nov 10, 2022
PART 2
“HIM, HER & I”
(A Love Triangle)
©️Opeyemi Ojerinde Akintunde
“Sis Timi, Sis Timi, are you with me? I know it is shocking coming from someone like
me, and the truth sister Timi, is that, Papa is not really my kind of man!” Sis Joy kept
talking like she was talking to a fool...
“Indeed, he is not your type?” I said silently under my breath but instead I said out
loudly,
“I am with you Sister Joy, what are the other revelations that confirms Papa is the
perfect will of God for you?” I said trying to suppress my anger.
“In fact, a man of God met me on the road two days ago and he warned me, he said
and I quote “Why are you running away from the will of God? If you miss him, you miss
goodness and if he misses you too, he has missed goodness.” So you see sis Timi,
please help me talk to Papa, I must not miss him, and he must not miss me either
because as we speak there are a lot of long throat sisters saying God told them Papa is
the will of God for their lives,” Sis Joy said unbelievably.
“En... En... Really? So there are a lot of sisters like you?” I blurted out in obvious
surprise.
“Nooooo, I am not part of them, they are all liars falling for Papa’s anointing... mine is
genuine and I don’t want him to make a mistake. You know marriage is a delicate issue;
if he falls for any of those sisters, he won’t be able to actualize all that he carries. God
choosing me as his wife is not a mistake, because God knows I am a woman of prayer,
he needs a woman like me,” Sister Joy was saying boastfully, but then something
dropped in my heart... Bro Tunbosun...
Yes! Bro Tunbosun. He was the Publicity Officer of the fellowship. Sister Joy had
received him as the will of God barely two semesters ago, but the brother said he was
already engaged. Did God suddenly change His mind for Sister Joy because Brother
Tunbosun was not available?
I needed to ask this vision-seeing sister that was about to confuse my Papa from seeing
clearly...
“Sister Joy, what about Brother Tunbosun, I thought you said the Lord told you he was
the will of God for you?” I asked.
“Oh! Him? He was only the permissive will of God for me, Papa is the PERFECT will of
God!” Sister Joy said and I was more than perplexed...

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