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sex by RichieJ1: 1:12pm On Aug 23, 2011
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away

sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. intimacy without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.

sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

IF U DON'T THINK ITS FUNNY, WALK DOWN THE ROAD AND GO HUG TRANSFORMER grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: sex by cogbuagu: 12:27pm On Aug 24, 2011
where i GO HUG TRANSFORMER
Re: sex by Forbes2000: 5:54pm On Aug 24, 2011
the closest one to ur house grin, u fit jump into river naija that one make sense too grin grin grin grin grin
Re: sex by ice234: 7:24pm On Aug 24, 2011
Why don't u hug first then I would do after u

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