This Joke Is 100% Fiction.

My Friend Told Me He Needed A Hot Girl...Guess What.I Told Him To Take Her From The Microwave

If Theives Break Into My House To Search For Money I Will Just Laugh And Join Them.

Two Sisters Were Having Dinner Together.."Big Sis,my pus*y has started growing bush"the younger one said."Oh!Mine Has Started Eating Banana"

Those Of You That Are Putting Iphone Ringing Tone For Nokia Keypad Mobile....Well Done O.

When You Put Your Hand Inside Your Pocket To Take Out Your Iphone And You Are Not Feeling Anything~E SHOCK YOU!!!

When Mummy Sends You To Buy 400 Naira Fish Then On Your Way You Decide To Buy 100 naira Bigi Cola..After Drinking To Your Satisfaction You Hear."Oga No Change O!"

When You Go To The P.O.S Shop To withdraw 10,000 your last card..you mistakenly press 100,000 and you hear successful~TRANSACTION APPROVED

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