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| I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by abdullahikasimu: 7:29pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Yes, you read me right. I slapped him - a hot sizzling one. As I was sleeping one day, I felt something soft and fresh moving on my lips. Oblivious of what it could be, uncountable thoughts flooded my mind. 'Could it be an insect or someone is trying to toy with my purity?' I mumbled. As though to clear my confusion, I began to feel human phalanges running over 'my' body... I mean 'my' body. The very one no one but my husband was ever going to access. With holy anger (as a Christian sister) and sleepy eyes, I released my palms on the intruder. The shout that ensued forced my eyelids open, only to see that I had slapped my husband� The man was trying to be romantic to his wife by doing some jfkfighhjfurs, only to receive a slap. Honestly, I didn't remember I was married. I thought someone was trying to r@pe me. This is one of the many funny things I have done in my marriage. Sometimes, he would wound his hands around me in a cuddle, only for me to return it with a shove� It took me months before it registered in my subconscious that I am married. © Annied Ink PS: Married people here, did you do any funny thing when you newly got married, or am I alone? PLEASE SHOW LOVE BY PRESSING THE LIKE BUTTON ON OUR PAGE VIA https://web.facebook.com/Brotherbros-109803865217815 |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by Belteshazzar1: 7:41pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Keep it up dear next time try punching his eyes....... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by ebenezary(m): 7:55pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
just be careful |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by Sweetvie: 7:56pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Lol... Take it easy  |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by Moh247: 8:15pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
You go soon chop off his blockus.. keep it off |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by Divoc19(f): 9:07pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Oya . Clap for ya self 1 Like |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by LordIsaac(m): 9:15pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Next time use cord and wipe his neck....and pour water on him... |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by Stanweezy(m): 6:44am On Nov 22, 2022 |
Ur husband never bring side chick When he does ur brain will reset 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by 99thEnemy(m): 6:48am On Nov 22, 2022 |
LordIsaac:Why will you just say cord?  Instead of Oraimo Cord ? 2 Likes |
| Re: I Slapped My Husband Few Days Into Our Marriage by dat9jaguy(m): 10:00am On Nov 22, 2022 |
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