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What A Flight by Nobody: 11:24am On Aug 24, 2007
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
Re: What A Flight by iice(f): 4:26pm On Sep 09, 2007
grin grin grin
Re: What A Flight by Jeovy(m): 6:50pm On Sep 09, 2007
grin grin grin are they related to Terrorist?
Re: What A Flight by CrazyMan(m): 8:28pm On Sep 09, 2007
Cool
Re: What A Flight by CrazyMan(m): 8:29pm On Sep 09, 2007
It was really nice keep it up cheesy
Re: What A Flight by GeeCee(m): 5:30pm On Mar 30, 2010
;d
Re: What A Flight by Kunbee: 1:54am On Apr 01, 2010
Meow cheesy
Re: What A Flight by Maisuya1: 10:11am On Oct 26, 2011
Very funny
Re: What A Flight by Ajibel(m): 11:16pm On Oct 26, 2011
Very dumb. How can the plane get to fly without a captain
Re: What A Flight by Nymphnode(m): 4:53am On Oct 27, 2011
Ajibel:
I bet you've never heard of auto pilot?
Very dumb. How can the plane get to fly without a captain
Re: What A Flight by Nobody: 11:23pm On Oct 28, 2011
Real terrorist
Re: What A Flight by ARareGem(f): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2011
What a flight!
Re: What A Flight by Nobody: 9:27am On Oct 31, 2011
Ajibel:

Very dumb. How can the plane get to fly without a captain


Ever heard of autopilot ?

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