This is really weird. I don't know how I got here. Hmmm. But I am glad I did. Allow me to introduce myself. I am an attractive, confident, educated, middle to middle-upper class man who has recently - very recently - discovered an affiliation with African women. You see, I live on a small island 20 minutes ferry ride to the Australian mainland and was in the supermarket doing my fortnightly shop when all of a sudden I was overcome by the beauty of an African woman. That was a life-changing moment. I know you will never believe me but from the bottom of my heart I promise you she was the first African woman I ever saw in person in my life. In a word - Stunning. No, I must add another - Voluptuous. I couldn't believe the extent to how it hit me. It was sort of like a frying pan hit me in the face! Bang! Wow! What is happening to me?!! Would you believe it I didn't know what to say to her and I kick myself every time I think about it since. It's one of those times when you wish you could have back but as the French say "C'est la vie". The thing is though, I don't know if it was just her or if it was because I am in need of an African wife? If the latter is the case, how will I know? Am I being silly? Do African women even like white men? I had seriously considered travelling to Africa to find out but this was during Coronavirus lockdowns and I was unable to travel. Now that travel bans are over and the possibility becomes reality I find it is a daunting task to travel just to find a wife. The visa process will be a nightmare but if the right woman was to ever come along, let me tell you right now... I am in.