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Wedding Programme by Flawless(f): 10:15am On Sep 01, 2011
Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1st John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake. Instead he printed John 4:18.

1st John 4:18 says: “There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love”

John 4:18 reads : “For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband”
O dear! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Wedding Programme by ice234: 6:17am On Sep 02, 2011
wtf
Re: Wedding Programme by yinkalink(f): 6:31am On Sep 02, 2011
Looooooooool
Re: Wedding Programme by Nobody: 12:30pm On Sep 02, 2011
omg!
Re: Wedding Programme by maymonique: 12:49pm On Sep 02, 2011
grin lol
Re: Wedding Programme by angelz(f): 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2011
The printer go smell him arse.
Except if its a warning from God, for me to check myself,
probably, he is not my hubby.
Re: Wedding Programme by Yeske2(m): 3:30pm On Sep 02, 2011
Yawa don gas be dis one o
Re: Wedding Programme by EfemenaXY: 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2011
Nice! cheesy
Re: Wedding Programme by Andrew3(m): 12:05pm On Sep 05, 2011
lmaoooo
Re: Wedding Programme by nuco(m): 10:48pm On Nov 02, 2012
i will personally hang the printer! lol

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