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| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 4:12pm On Sep 18, 2011 |
A little boy said : mummy do u know that our house maid girl is an Angel? Mum: why did u say that, junior? Junior said because I saw her naked in ur bedroom with her hands on the wall and she was shouting" O God, I'm coming,I'm coming, I'm coooooooming!!" if not 4 daddy who was holding her tight from behind,she would have gone up to heaven!!!! LOLZZ  2 Likes |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:36pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out. Son: Yes Dad, but you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? He failed, Dad: Dats terrible, wat happened ? Son: I don’t even know. Even Tosin wey dey come teach me 4 house, he failed too, Dad: Wats with d poor performance? Son: Daddy, I dunno. Na so e be o, Dad: So how was YOUR result? Son: Habba daddy, you no hear wetin I dey talk since? If Chidi and Tosin fail, wetin u expect from me, I be witch, ? 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:40pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
A man loses everything because of his drinking habit, this evening he saw empty bottles on the bar table, He smashes 1 bottle swearing "my wife left me because of you", Smashes 2nd bottle "you are the reason i don't have kids", 3rd bottle " your the reason i don't have a job", But the 4th bottle was sealed and full of beer, So he said 'stand aside, i know your not involved. More to come  1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
Loooooolzzzzzzzzzz You made my crazzy day!!! I was almost dying b4 i reading all dis. |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by yemmytee1(m): 9:57pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
VICTOR U D BEST, Ur Jokes R Mature N Classic, Nice One, |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 30, 2011 |
Waiting  ? |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:15pm On Sep 30, 2011 |
yemmy_tee: Thanks Ijogz K: Am sorry for keeping you waiting,  |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:17pm On Sep 30, 2011 |
An aircraft was losing height due to over load, the pilot announced, we will throw some passengers out of the aircraft in alphabetical order. Any African? No one answered, Any black? No one moved, Any Caribbean? Still silence. Then a black boy asked, Dad what are we? the father replied, Son, today we are Zulus 2 Likes |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:18pm On Sep 30, 2011 |
A woman called her younger daughter and said 'that thing between your legs is called monkey'. one day the young girl observed that she had started growing pubic hairs, she confided in her elder sister and said," sister, my monkey is growing hairs", the sister laughed heartily and replied ' my own monkey has started eating bananas! lol 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 6:48pm On Sep 30, 2011 |
A Man had 4 children. Government made a public announcement to the citizens that, if u have five children you will get 20,000 per month as aid grant to support the family. The man asked his wife subtly by way of confession: "honey, I must admit, em, i have a child with my girl friend and i am going to bring him". She gazed at him in shock, he could not wait but dashed out to fetch the son. When he returned, he was amazed to see just two of his children remaining. he asked his wife: honey, where are the other two children? She replied, " you were not the only person that heard the announcement, their fathers have taken them. |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 2:38pm On Oct 01, 2011 |
Nigeria is Blessed,, Happy Independence day |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 2:40pm On Oct 01, 2011 |
An Aboki was withdrawing money from the ATM to celebrate independence day. The Aboki behind him said, ha! Ha! Haaa! Walahi u I be pool, me I don see am por ya fassword na pour stars(****). 1st Aboki replied: Nansense na u I be pool, na 1258 be my fassword |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 4:51pm On Oct 01, 2011 |
| i must commend you, your jokes are really funny. Keep it up bro! |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 5:32pm On Oct 01, 2011 |
Strides: Thanks BossLAdy 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 6:36pm On Oct 01, 2011 |
Convo between A TEACHER & A STUDENT TEACHER: who can make a sentence wit "GO"? STUDENT: uncle me! me!! me!!! TEACHER: Yes you Seun! , STUDENT:I wan Go market. TEACHER: wrong! correct your self now. STUDENT: I no Go again, Nigeria is Blessed |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by 3RNEST(m): 9:06am On Oct 02, 2011 |
> nice jokez, can u post them on my blog, check my signature, or betterstill my facebook wall, |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:18am On Oct 02, 2011 |
3RNEST:  |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:38am On Oct 02, 2011 |
Happy SUnnday 2 u all, Enjoy this, Pastor keeps chickens in the church premises, one evening a cock got missing. In church the next day the pastor asked 'who has cock?' All the men got up. 'No, I mean who ha, s seen a cock?' All the women got up,'No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?' Half of the women got up,' oh for goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?? All the choir girls got up. |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by ARareGem(f): 7:14pm On Oct 02, 2011 |
@ last joke Oh mi goodness.   |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Nobody: 7:17am On Oct 03, 2011 |
| @ last joke |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by BABE3: 7:20am On Oct 03, 2011 |
££VICTOR££: lol. Good one! |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:40am On Oct 03, 2011 |
ARareGem: Strides: |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:42am On Oct 03, 2011 |
BABE!: Thanks Madam! |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:43am On Oct 03, 2011 |
Good Morning NL, Here is another one An Igbo man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins and his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Nigerian Police with their wahala saw him and wanted to exhort money off him so they challenged him Come where u dey carry dat tin go?" Trust Igbo man na,he replied "i no like d place where dem bury me, so i dey try relocate 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:46am On Oct 03, 2011 |
A girl fell down from 80th floor. A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her: "Will you hug me ?" She replied: "No" The boy dropped her. She was caught on 30th floor by another boy. He asked her:"Will u kiss me? She replied,"No not @ all" He dropped er too. She prayed for a last chance when a boy caught her on 5th floor. She immediately said,"I will hug u & kiss u." The boy dropped her saying,"Astaghfirullah! I'm fasting. |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by vincent10(m): 10:56am On Oct 03, 2011 |
eevictory i love ur joke. U no go let laugh kill man pikin |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by ARareGem(f): 11:34am On Oct 03, 2011 |
££VICTOR££: Eh ya |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2011 |
Here is another one A guy donated blood to his girlfriend, after a while they broke up, now d boy wants his blood back, the girl threw a pad at him and said " i will pay in monthly installment. 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 1:08pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
A Tourist asked a Boat guide; do you know psychology, geography, geology and criminology? The guide said no to all the questions. The tourist then said, You will die of illiteracy. Suddenly d boat started sinking Then the guide ask the Tourist; do u know swimology, escapology away from crocrodielogy? Tourist said: NO. Guide said; 2day you will drowncology, crocodielogy will eat ur bodycology & u will diecology because of your bad mouthocology 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by ifffffy(f): 6:18pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
Victor, u wan kil me wit laughter o. Waiting o. . . . . . 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 6:32pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
ifffffy: |
| Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(m): 6:37pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
A guy was sent to deliver a live chicken in Lagos, on his way a careless cyclist made him fall off, the chicken immediately ran away. The guy on seeing the chicken flying away started laughing & when asked "why", he said: see dis mumu chicken ooo, where does he know in Lagos when the address is with me |
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