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Jokes For Aug 27/28 by SamMilla1(m): 1:44pm On Aug 26, 2007 |
The math teacher saw that little SOCHI wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "SOCHI! What are 2 and 4 and 8 and 10?" Little SOCHI remembers TV channels and quickly replied, "CNN, NTA, AIT and the MBS!" |
Re: Jokes For Aug 27/28 by SamMilla1(m): 1:59pm On Aug 26, 2007 |
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North Africa. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Africa? CLASS: George! TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? BILLY: No, I'm John Okafor. TEACHER: Alfred, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? ALFRED: I get up early and start. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave? STUDENT: Yes, Sir. TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are. HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. JOHN: I hope you didn't either. GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test. TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? JUNIOR: Because of absence. MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was. SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son. FATHER: What's that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher , snakes don't have feet. HYGIENETEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE: Don't bite any. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is, TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence. MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail. MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money. MATH TEACHER: If you received 100 from 100 people, what would you get? JOHN: A new bike. TEACHER: If you had one 20 NAIRA and you asked your father for another 20 NAIRA, how much money would you have? VINCENT: 20 naira. TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father ,HE wont give me. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands! BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy! GIRL: Say, do you know who I am? BOY: No. GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter. BOY: And do you know who I am? GIRL: No. BOY: Thank goodness! |
Re: Jokes For Aug 27/28 by SamMilla1(m): 2:20pm On Aug 26, 2007 |
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! === TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O! == Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime == Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.== Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. = Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog! == Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? L-Johnny : A teacher == |
Re: Jokes For Aug 27/28 by clemcykul(f): 3:09pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
dheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehahhahhahahhaha puleeze dont get me fired! ![]() |
Re: Jokes For Aug 27/28 by StMilli(f): 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
U dis Sam Milla sef! Where r u from? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes For Aug 27/28 by SamMilla1(m): 8:40pm On Sep 01, 2007 |
earth |
Re: Jokes For Aug 27/28 by menosky: 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2007 |
oh dear,cudnt stop laughin,u r gud sam |
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