DenreleDave:
So I use to work on the island until I decided to leave because of the working condition...... So on the 24th, I left work to go back to mainland, which is my main residence... Well I decided to take a hair cut in one of the barbing saloon in Ikoyi..

On a Norms, na 500 barber dey charge me for mainland, so I budgeted at least 1k for the hair cut since it is Ikoyi na.... Well, I entered the saloon and saw a few people having their hair cut, and some were eating meat pie with wine.. I almost mistake the place for a cafeteria actually .

So one of the attendants attended to me and offered me a seat, so he explained to me that I will have to wait so that they can attend to others and I said no problem. Mehn, the shop was chilling, I never enter such place for my life, I don't know the kind of AC dey are using. After 2 minutes, naso person bring me hot meat pie plus wine served in a tray , at first I was so happy mehn but sumtin just struck my mind, which kind barber shop be this wey dey serve snacks for customers. I was beginning to feel somehow and unsafe actually... So many thoughts in my head; are these people kidnappers or ritualist

Then I called the attendant back dt I have a friend who is also coming to barb but doesn't know the shop. So I told him that I want to go get him make he no go lost, then I pretended to be on a call and I went out...

Alo lami lami lan ri, Eni kan kiri eyin re (you can only see the departure of a waterfly, you will never see them come back again)

I walked as fast as I could and never returned there again.


Mind you, I didn't bother to ask about the price for haircut...

Firstly there is nothing to gain when telling lies because for health reasons food ain't allowed in barbing saloon so places like ikoyi knows better.
Secondly within my views with your error filled write up and comments you make, you don't work in ikoyi don't know why you just decide to come online to lie. Try get a job because it's only idleness that causes all this.
I won't reply mention, Peace

DenreleDave:


Make I go 3k or 5k for barbing..

Make I bend

omo, e go pass that amount bro
e fit reach 23k

DenreleDave:
So I use to work on the island until I decided to leave because of the working condition...... So on the 24th, I left work to go back to mainland, which is my main residence... Well I decided to take a hair cut in one of the barbing saloon in Ikoyi..

On a Norms, na 500 barber dey charge me for mainland, so I budgeted at least 1k for the hair cut since it is Ikoyi na.... Well, I entered the saloon and saw a few people having their hair cut, and some were eating meat pie with wine.. I almost mistake the place for a cafeteria actually .

So one of the attendants attended to me and offered me a seat, so he explained to me that I will have to wait so that they can attend to others and I said no problem. Mehn, the shop was chilling, I never enter such place for my life, I don't know the kind of AC dey are using. After 2 minutes, naso person bring me hot meat pie plus wine served in a tray , at first I was so happy mehn but sumtin just struck my mind, which kind barber shop be this wey dey serve snacks for customers. I was beginning to feel somehow and unsafe actually... So many thoughts in my head; are these people kidnappers or ritualist

Then I called the attendant back dt I have a friend who is also coming to barb but doesn't know the shop. So I told him that I want to go get him make he no go lost, then I pretended to be on a call and I went out...

Alo lami lami lan ri, Eni kan kiri eyin re (you can only see the departure of a waterfly, you will never see them come back again)

I walked as fast as I could and never returned there again.


Mind you, I didn't bother to ask about the price for haircut...

You try my brother.

Jagermeister:
Nigerians be doing too much...

Which one be meatpie and wine for barbers shop..

Meat pie and wine dey significant.. bread and wine=holy communion, your soul don dey sacrificed be that

Even you dey america, you for dey enter plane come ikoyi barb hair

True talk bro...nigerians be overdoing things...dem for serve buffet join. Lubbish!

G00DHardDick:
Professors of English will soon land now, they'll demand to know why you kept repeating the word "so" in every sentence and paragraph

Lolszz! Na d new form of yeye english wey nigerians dey use now. As usual..nigerians be over doing things.

The meatpie and wine alone fit be 10k, barbing like 15k.. Ori e lo ko e yo.

E good to get better OT attimes.

Iie lie story . You when go sell clipper.. they cap here

DenreleDave:
So I use to work on the island until I decided to leave because of the working condition...... So on the 24th, I left work to go back to mainland, which is my main residence... Well I decided to take a hair cut in one of the barbing saloon in Ikoyi..

On a Norms, na 500 barber dey charge me for mainland, so I budgeted at least 1k for the hair cut since it is Ikoyi na.... Well, I entered the saloon and saw a few people having their hair cut, and some were eating meat pie with wine.. I almost mistake the place for a cafeteria actually .

So one of the attendants attended to me and offered me a seat, so he explained to me that I will have to wait so that they can attend to others and I said no problem. Mehn, the shop was chilling, I never enter such place for my life, I don't know the kind of AC dey are using. After 2 minutes, naso person bring me hot meat pie plus wine served in a tray , at first I was so happy mehn but sumtin just struck my mind, which kind barber shop be this wey dey serve snacks for customers. I was beginning to feel somehow and unsafe actually... So many thoughts in my head; are these people kidnappers or ritualist

Then I called the attendant back dt I have a friend who is also coming to barb but doesn't know the shop. So I told him that I want to go get him make he no go lost, then I pretended to be on a call and I went out...

Alo lami lami lan ri, Eni kan kiri eyin re (you can only see the departure of a waterfly, you will never see them come back again)

I walked as fast as I could and never returned there again.


Mind you, I didn't bother to ask about the price for haircut...

You probably missed an opportunity to hang out with big boys. What if someone wanted to give everyone a treat? I don’t want to boast by letting you know that I have done that a couple of times but I have also seen where stuff like that was done. You fall my hand bro!

Lol, that waitress knew you were “jakpaing” she must have seen so many jakpa moves and maneuvers to know you were on THE RUN.


She go don laugh tire for her mind when you said you wanna go pick somebody outside.

checkmatez:
Firstly there is nothing to gain when telling lies because for health reasons food ain't allowed in barbing saloon so places like ikoyi knows better.
Secondly within my views with your error filled write up and comments you make, you don't work in ikoyi don't know why you just decide to come online just to lie. Try get a job because it's only idleness that causes all this.
I won't reply mention, Peace

Don't mind him. I was expecting to know the price at least. Idle Nigerian!!

ForChrist1:


There are places where eating shouldn't be allowed and I think a barbing salon is one of them.
You would have tiny bits of hair flying around that could easily contaminate your food.

Wanted to ask this. How can one eat in a barbing salon?

DenreleDave:
So I use to work on the island until I decided to leave because of the working condition...... So on the 24th, I left work to go back to mainland, which is my main residence... Well I decided to take a hair cut in one of the barbing saloon in Ikoyi..

On a Norms, na 500 barber dey charge me for mainland, so I budgeted at least 1k for the hair cut since it is Ikoyi na.... Well, I entered the saloon and saw a few people having their hair cut, and some were eating meat pie with wine.. I almost mistake the place for a cafeteria actually .

So one of the attendants attended to me and offered me a seat, so he explained to me that I will have to wait so that they can attend to others and I said no problem. Mehn, the shop was chilling, I never enter such place for my life, I don't know the kind of AC dey are using. After 2 minutes, naso person bring me hot meat pie plus wine served in a tray , at first I was so happy mehn but sumtin just struck my mind, which kind barber shop be this wey dey serve snacks for customers. I was beginning to feel somehow and unsafe actually... So many thoughts in my head; are these people kidnappers or ritualist

Then I called the attendant back dt I have a friend who is also coming to barb but doesn't know the shop. So I told him that I want to go get him make he no go lost, then I pretended to be on a call and I went out...

Alo lami lami lan ri, Eni kan kiri eyin re (you can only see the departure of a waterfly, you will never see them come back again)

I walked as fast as I could and never returned there again.


Mind you, I didn't bother to ask about the price for haircut...

Good for you that you didn't lose guard, otherwise sorry for be your name.


That is why me I like to ask questions very well o. There was a day I wanted to have a haircut, so I just entered one random barbershop. The place was well-set, about three big flatscreen TVs, ac, and all. They even had a secretary sef who was smartly dressed, and one guy to open door and welcome customers. Everywhere looked corporate.

It was the guy stationed at the door that I first began to question before he referred me to the secretary who then showed me the price list.

My barber cuts my hair and carves my beard for 700 naira home service. But this guys wanted to #1500.

Imagine I didn't ask questions.

DenreleDave:
So I use to work on the island until I decided to leave because of the working condition...... So on the 24th, I left work to go back to mainland, which is my main residence... Well I decided to take a hair cut in one of the barbing saloon in Ikoyi..

On a Norms, na 500 barber dey charge me for mainland, so I budgeted at least 1k for the hair cut since it is Ikoyi na.... Well, I entered the saloon and saw a few people having their hair cut, and some were eating meat pie with wine.. I almost mistake the place for a cafeteria actually .

So one of the attendants attended to me and offered me a seat, so he explained to me that I will have to wait so that they can attend to others and I said no problem. Mehn, the shop was chilling, I never enter such place for my life, I don't know the kind of AC dey are using. After 2 minutes, naso person bring me hot meat pie plus wine served in a tray , at first I was so happy mehn but sumtin just struck my mind, which kind barber shop be this wey dey serve snacks for customers. I was beginning to feel somehow and unsafe actually... So many thoughts in my head; are these people kidnappers or ritualist

Then I called the attendant back dt I have a friend who is also coming to barb but doesn't know the shop. So I told him that I want to go get him make he no go lost, then I pretended to be on a call and I went out...

Alo lami lami lan ri, Eni kan kiri eyin re (you can only see the departure of a waterfly, you will never see them come back again)

I walked as fast as I could and never returned there again.


Mind you, I didn't bother to ask about the price for haircut...

Officers, arrest this boy.

BluntTheApostle:


Good for you that you didn't lose guard, otherwise sorry for be your name.


That is why me I like to ask questions very well o. There was a day I wanted to have a haircut, so I just entered one random barbershop. The place was well-set, about three big flatscreen TVs, ac, and all. They even had a secretary sef who was smartly dressed, and one guy to open door and welcome customers. Everywhere looked corporate.

It was the guy stationed at the door that I first began to question before he referred me to the secretary who then showed me the price list.

My barber cuts my hair and carves my beard for 700k home service. But this guys wanted to #1500.

Imagine I didn't ask questions.

Sweetplum:

Officers, arrest this boy guy

I don surrender to you.. Sweetplum

MiaBeer:

You probably missed an opportunity to hang out with big boys. What if someone wanted to give everyone a treat? I don’t want to boast by letting you know that I have done that a couple of times but I have also seen where stuff like that was done. You fall my hand bro!

Lo

Opportunities to pay 5k for ordinary hair

Starboytwo:
Lol, that waitress knew you were “jakpaing” she must have seen so many jakpa moves and maneuvers to know you were on THE RUN.


She go don laugh tire for her mind when you said you wanna go pick somebody outside.

I am a skilled actor.. She can't know

DenreleDave:
So I use to work on the island until I decided to leave because of the working condition...... So on the 24th, I left work to go back to mainland, which is my main residence... Well I decided to take a hair cut in one of the barbing saloon in Ikoyi..

On a Norms, na 500 barber dey charge me for mainland, so I budgeted at least 1k for the hair cut since it is Ikoyi na.... Well, I entered the saloon and saw a few people having their hair cut, and some were eating meat pie with wine.. I almost mistake the place for a cafeteria actually .

So one of the attendants attended to me and offered me a seat, so he explained to me that I will have to wait so that they can attend to others and I said no problem. Mehn, the shop was chilling, I never enter such place for my life, I don't know the kind of AC dey are using. After 2 minutes, naso person bring me hot meat pie plus wine served in a tray , at first I was so happy mehn but sumtin just struck my mind, which kind barber shop be this wey dey serve snacks for customers. I was beginning to feel somehow and unsafe actually... So many thoughts in my head; are these people kidnappers or ritualist

Then I called the attendant back dt I have a friend who is also coming to barb but doesn't know the shop. So I told him that I want to go get him make he no go lost, then I pretended to be on a call and I went out...

Alo lami lami lan ri, Eni kan kiri eyin re (you can only see the departure of a waterfly, you will never see them come back again)

I walked as fast as I could and never returned there again.


Mind you, I didn't bother to ask about the price for haircut...

Denrele why will a poor man like u be scared of death?

Adaibeku:
Denrele why will a poor man like u be scared of death?

Poor man get hope ma

I can see my dollars coming

DenreleDave:


Poor man get hope ma

I can see my dollars coming

Ok oo if u say so

Jagermeister:
Nigerians be doing too much...

Which one be meatpie and wine for barbers shop..

Meat pie and wine dey significant.. bread and wine=holy communion, your soul don dey sacrificed be that

Even you dey america, you for dey enter plane come ikoyi barb hair

Just cut the customers hair. It's really holy communion

Jagermeister:
Nigerians be doing too much...

Which one be meatpie and wine for barbers shop..

Meat pie and wine dey significant.. bread and wine=holy communion, your soul don dey sacrificed be that

Even you dey america, you for dey enter plane come ikoyi barb hair

They just want to justify their ridiculous price.

Greatzeus:

They just want to justify their ridiculous price.

Exactly.. just ludicrous

faceland:


Just cut the customers hair. It's really holy communion

I weak gaan.. my countrypeople get problem..

felzokugo:


True talk bro...nigerians be overdoing things...dem for serve buffet join. Lubbish!

Dem for add hamper as na festive season smh

zimdante:




I wonder, hair no go fly enter the wine glass?

Haaa.. I no bin reason this one oo.. this na potential food poisoning...

One of my guy just finished setting up his unisex saloon and guess what, the 4 mirrors together cost 2.2m, yes you read it right 600k each. So guess how much a hair cut will cost in such place. Each chair he ordered...... Infact eh some people are just doing too much.

Jagermeister:
Nigerians be doing too much...

Which one be meatpie and wine for barbers shop..

Meat pie and wine dey significant.. bread and wine=holy communion, your soul don dey sacrificed be that

Even you dey america, you for dey enter plane come ikoyi barb hair

naim be the lekki / Lagos u dey Hear about. I doubt seriously if there is anything like that at Beverley hills or Monaco.

I entered a restaurant and i notice the top notch interior, I said to myself highest beer go cost N1k. Omo I ask for the price of beer 2k. Bottle water 1k. Na I clear the waiter say if na she, if she go buy beer 2k. These expensive restaurants always use beautiful girls as waiters just to sway men to pay.

DenreleDave:


Make I go 3k or 5k for barbing..

Make I bend