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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Honlucas: 11:24pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away


Science say what comes up will surely come down ..

But dollar don rise e nr free come down again
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lhimeet(m): 11:24pm On Jan 17, 2023
NOTORIOUS100:

(5).
No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless. You can still be used as a bad example.

(4). The ways girls will convince that you are handsome if you have money, you will stand if front of the mirror and you will be like “Maybe I should go into modeling.. My brother don’t be deceived, remain where you are.

(3). Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings

(2). When am bored I call MTN customer care and ask why my phone isn’t charging…

(1). Ladies being single ends at 25. You can’t be 26+ and you are talking of being single. Your not single but Unmarried.


You and Google na 5&6 grin

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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lhimeet(m): 11:25pm On Jan 17, 2023
Zee0007:
My friend said assist me bro with anything. I show am Kevin de bruyne photo. kiss



Oshey

Sabi nwa
grin
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by depressedlad: 11:25pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away
this thread is full of smell of a fried crumbs cooked by djreloaded to chop this crumb u must make djreloaded laugh. i see mr wiseone28 trying his best to make djreloaded laugh but i surely know dj will not laugh. wiseone28 go to sleep
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lhimeet(m): 11:25pm On Jan 17, 2023
Puntingnoob:


Biology Exam Question:
Draw the Female reproductive Organ? As the exam was going on..a girl looked btw her legs Απd a boy saw her Απd shouted ''Sir she's cheating,she's copying from d Original source....'

grin
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by mceze(m): 11:25pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

Joke! For this hard Nigeria? Nigerians nor dey joke any longer o! Because hunger is real. But make I drop this one.
Person visit native doctor make e help am prepare charm wey go dey help am win bet. The native doctor enter house go comot him own lost tickets. Tell the guy say him ma dey look for that kind charm.

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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Johnchrix(m): 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

A town hall different from Bala Blu bulaba...I hope this makes you laugh. Anytime I feel bored I just play one Tinubu videos I go laugh so tell I mess.
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OhGeeBee: 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away
1st pics - Me when I heard about djreloaded's giveaway
2nd pics - Me after waiting for djreloaded's 0'clock and the rules no favour me

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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by tradepunter: 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
Omo tennis go soon start..... NEPA nu just wan bring light for this Lagos island angry angry angry
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Affiliateseun05: 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
Hey everybody trying to crack joke,may me sef think
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lhimeet(m): 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
udwise123:


I ask one girl, your papa fit buy 300k wig for you, she say shey na my papa Dey Bleep me?

I con ask her say your mama Wey your papa Dey Bleep she get wig of 300k? I no see her DP again �

Set awon B.O.D grin
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by wiseone28: 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
depressedlad:
this thread is full of smell of a fried crumbs cooked by djreloaded to chop this crumb u must make djreloaded laugh. i see mr wiseone28 trying his best to make djreloaded laugh but i surely know dj will not laugh. wiseone28 go to sleep
Dry

Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
Stephenmoka4:
Guy! grin
i have no alts abeg
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by udwise123: 11:27pm On Jan 17, 2023
Lhimeet:


Set awon B.O.D grin
bro
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Tekahashi: 11:27pm On Jan 17, 2023
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by bestmutiu2019(m): 11:27pm On Jan 17, 2023
Ok
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Zee0007: 11:28pm On Jan 17, 2023
Lhimeet:


Oshey

Sabi nwa
grin

This one you laugh for my joke. I hope say boss djreloaded go laugh too to the joke.
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by bestmutiu2019(m): 11:28pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away
was taking a shorth cut home recently beside a burial ground in the evening. some guy was coming behind me and suddenly turned back and started running, i immediately turned and wondering if there`s danger ahead i also started running after him. then he started shouting ghost! ghost!! ghost!!! just then i increased my speed to Gear 5. two other men and one Lady that had also joined that short path quickly took to their heels and was also shouting. we all ran out into the major road and where panting as people gathered. people curiously asked what exactly is the matter and none of us responded until the guy right behind me as first broke the silence by saying that he did not see me when he joined the pathway so when he sighted me in his front, he then thought i was a GHOST.
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Nobody: 11:28pm On Jan 17, 2023
you guys need to go sit and think about your lives. its high time you all stop drinking pover-tea

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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Uzomacharles: 11:28pm On Jan 17, 2023
wiseone28:
Dry
him no know say you geh 3stars for joking matter....

Him no even know say Djreloaded no dey take you serious

Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by tradepunter: 11:29pm On Jan 17, 2023
Nahh this joke thing off me..... Too old for that cool cool cool
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 17, 2023
bestmutiu2019:
was taking a shorth cut home recently beside a burial ground in the evening. some guy was coming behind me and suddenly turned back and started running, i immediately turned and wondering if there`s danger ahead i also started running after him. then he started shouting ghost! ghost!! ghost!!! just then i increased my speed to Gear 5. two other men and one Lady that had also joined that short path quickly took to their heels and was also shouting. we all ran out into the major road and where panting as people gathered. people curiously asked what exactly is the matter and none of us responded until the guy right behind me as first broke the silence by saying that he did not see me when he joined the pathway so when he sighted me in his front, he then thought i was a GHOST.
hahahahahahahahahaha drop your aza
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by wiseone28: 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
Uzomacharles:


him no know say you geh 3stars for joking matter....


Him no even know say Djreloaded no dey take you serious
And i no come remember any jokes again to tickle the boss

Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away


1. Bro, want to hear a joke about construction?


Well, I’m still laying the foundation.



2. Question: Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Answer: Fo’ Drizzle.

3. I’m terrified of elevators, so it’s like I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

4. I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Olaoluwa122: 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away
If you put the same energy you put when looking for money for abortion, in your business,you will be richer than dangote cool
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
tradepunter:
Nahh this joke thing off me..... Too old for that cool cool cool
great man. i like your confidence he shouldnt act like that if he really wanna bless the broke niggars
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Honlucas: 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
*You'll stand one place and drink 2 sachets water. But when you buy bottle water, u will carry it from Lagos to Abuja
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Hokage5678(m): 11:31pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

What kind of music do mummies listen to
WRAP MUSIC angry
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by blaquemyc: 11:31pm On Jan 17, 2023
Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select. undecided

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away
omoh! Omo! This won hard oh, if you are not funny pls stay off. I don concede defeat, make i go sleep but truth be say my dreams no go sweet. Chai!!! Wiseone28 remember me when you win.
Djreloaded, with tears in my eyes and a heavy heart, i don dey go sleep. Goodnight.

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Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by itopat007: 11:32pm On Jan 17, 2023
@Djreloaded
Asiere, Sia muyemme uhshow love okoneyo Ami, mfina ibaha tutu ini mfen.


Goodnight all & remain bless, over and out... peace.
Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Uzomacharles: 11:32pm On Jan 17, 2023
wiseone28:
And i no come remember any jokes again to tickle the boss


No worry,na only you dey AMAIZE the boss

Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by wiseone28: 11:32pm On Jan 17, 2023
None of the jokes is funny outside my own..


Maybe i will have to collect the 50k alone

DJreloaded.

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