THEY DON FOLLOW ME FOR VILLAGE�����

That's how I got a call from Airtel office informing me to visit their nearest Branch.
I put on one of my best outfits and headed there, on getting there I was welcomed with a smile and offered a seat.
Then the Branch Manager entered and our conversation goes thus;

BM: morning sir, are you Mr Demzy

ME: (with a smile) yes Sir.

BM: Good, since When have you been using this line? And how much?

ME: About 6 years ago sir, it was 100 naira then�� ( still smiling thinking they want to give me an award)

BM: sighs!, Okay Mr Demzy do you choose to borrow Airtime or Data most times without paying back in time?.

ME:����.

BM: most times when you borrow for long time like that, we wonder if the owner of this line is still Alive.

ME: (looking like a lost sheep) ���.

BM: don't you know things like that affect our company in one way or the other? If that's how other people do right from time, would you even meet this service provider when you were born?

ME: (inside of me) Alaye calm down, wetin happen Na me go Fess borrow card Nih. (Outside) I'm, I'm ehn ����.

BM: speak up ma, I'm listening, the most annoying aspect is that you even completely exhaust the daily free Facebook data allocated to u when some people may not even use up to ¼ of it. Sometimes we wonder if you sleep at all. Immediately it's 12 am you continue again�.

ME: (inside of me) Chisos!! �wahala, if I know I for no come ooo��.

BM: are you with the line right now?

My people, to cut the long story Short, they collected their Sim card and Gave me my 100 Naira back.������

I'm at the gate Now, should I go back and fight abi I should just be going home??��

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