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Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 2:11pm On Sep 04, 2011
A priest praying for a dying man whispered to him, ''denounce the devil!! Let him know how little you think of his evil''.
The dying man keeps mum.
The priest repeated his instruction. Still, the dying man keeps mum.
The priest asked, ''why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil? ''The dying man responded, . . . . ''Fada abeg I neva know where I dey go yet make I no go provoke person! Lol
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by ARareGem(f): 2:21pm On Sep 04, 2011
:-x
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 3:03pm On Sep 04, 2011
Lol
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by mikuz(m): 3:18pm On Sep 04, 2011
Haha! Lol
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 3:25pm On Sep 04, 2011
the joke funny abi undecided grin
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by busybody20: 4:21pm On Sep 04, 2011
very dry **throws a big stone at studio's head**
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 4:56pm On Sep 04, 2011
*Chases her inside the toilet with condom in my pocket* angry
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by bingbagbo(m): 5:15pm On Sep 04, 2011
laffing!
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by bingbagbo(m): 5:17pm On Sep 04, 2011
. . .@ the poster
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by chumakk: 5:28pm On Sep 04, 2011
Studio CFR:

*Chases her inside the toilet with condom in my pocket* angry
i thought busybody be man. So studio na GAay??! shocked
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by apoti(m): 6:10pm On Sep 04, 2011
@op
I thought you've said your last joke    undecided
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by jackpot(f): 6:20pm On Sep 04, 2011
@poster
e don finish? undecided
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by mikuz(m): 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2011
Studio so you're a rapist?
Choi ! Na busybody i pity sha!
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by bashydemy(m): 7:48pm On Sep 04, 2011
shame
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by blacksta(m): 8:22pm On Sep 04, 2011
OK small
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 9:05pm On Sep 04, 2011
Only an ignorant and Pretentious mind would say dis joke aint funny

it took me 4hrs to put dis joke together. .instead of dem to compliment me , dem come dey hate and jealous me


WHY ME?
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by tanimz(f): 11:03pm On Sep 04, 2011
^^ 4 hours? grin

Very nice. I like it, keep up the good work. cool
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 11:14pm On Sep 04, 2011
Thank you sweerie
i will try my best

i like to see u smile/laugh all the time

but, but, but. . . .
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by tanimz(f): 11:19pm On Sep 04, 2011
I am lost for words. undecided
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 11:24pm On Sep 04, 2011
and u expect me to begin write u love poems. . . Better soji yourself . . wake up from slumber

mtchew
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by tanimz(f): 11:28pm On Sep 04, 2011
I don't need your poems, I'm not that type of person. Even if I were, it won't be from you - never!
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 11:40pm On Sep 04, 2011
then who will it be from?
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by mojounited(m): 12:22am On Sep 05, 2011
Lmao! Nice one @OP
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by tanimz(f): 12:52am On Sep 05, 2011
Studio CFR:

then who will it be from?



The one I love.
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by Sophizzy(f): 1:04am On Sep 05, 2011
@OP: Lwkmd. . .

*Refers to the dying man*
O ye of little faith. He he he grin
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by lysaa(f): 7:48am On Sep 05, 2011
Pure ignorance, thats y they die. Hope thats not stud's church mind sharing with us sha.
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 9:21am On Sep 05, 2011
Thank You thank you peeps grin grin grin
I APPECIATE grin


@LYSSA. . .
tis not a true life experience. . . Why are u always like dis?
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by lysaa(f): 9:42am On Sep 05, 2011
We often get inspired by experiences not far from us or we can project into our future from our present state. U can still repent b4 its too late sha.
Re: Brand New. . . Feel It by StudioCFR(m): 9:50am On Sep 05, 2011
get lost lyssa. . . Get out of my thread please i beg u

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