I went to church today to pray on my upcoming billion dollar deal that takes place at Emirates stadium this evening.

On my way back I decided to preach to random sinners. The first sinner I met was a young lady with big boobs and succulent ass. Immediately I saw the waist bead on her ass I knew she was a sinner so I crossed the road without looking and approached her so I can minister to her.

One keke man that nearly failed brake because of my maneouver hurled insults at me but as a child of God filled with fresh annointing from the altar, I refused to reply him. All my mind was on delivering that girl from sin.

But as I landed at the other side of the road I couldn't find her again. 😨 I almost panicked but then I just caught her sweet ass disappearing into the market so I flew towards that direction fast before I lost her again.

I got to the market and saw her walking between stalls so I pushed past one crippled almajiri begging for alms and hastened my steps not minding the trays of smoked fish and pepper that I knocked over and the unholy curses that some vile women yelled at me in their native tongue.

I just knew that they were the agents of the Devil that didn't want me to heal that innocent girl so I ignored them again.

I had almost caught up with her at the end of the market when she opened a black gate and went inside. I ran fast and entered the gate and lo and behold brethren this is what I saw inside the compound.

I'm confused because I can't find her and I don't know the way out again. One mind is telling me to minister to all of them at once another is telling me to run.

I need urgent advice.


Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique a prominent nairalander is lost. Please help.

The only way out is in

Hmm

Do u need an assistant? I am available

Goodlady:

This pic attached has been on the internet for over 10 years. You always cook up stories from your small head n post here just to bash women. No be woman born you? Aren't you dating a female?
Won shepe fun w ni?
Your thread is thrown into the abyss!
Get out of here!

Are you the owner of this payint?

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Dude if you've ever start writing fictional stories for commercial purpose .. hit me up .. I'll be your number one follower

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Hahhahahahha, funny

VeryWickedGoat:


Are you the owner of this payint?

chaii

That payint can be used to make an atomic bomb.

Zelensky should Beg her make she hide that her pant ooo
Cuz if vladmir putin discovers it, ukraine is finished...

I’m here to read how people will blast the op.

Op you be wereh walahi

😋 werey ful here...
Let settle this issues here

Hmm na wa o,this should be tagged viewer's discretion

VeryWickedGoat:


Are you the owner of this payint?

Na Amaka, Chinyere and Ngozi sit down so

The girls in that picture are quite pathetic.

Already possesed with the spirit of carnality
I curse that spirit out of u now in the name of our Lord JESUS CHRIST amen..I decree angels to make u restless and itchy until u return back to Christ this week and genuinely repent by deleting these dirty post under your name or monicker they are already working

VeryWickedGoat:
I went to church today to pray on my upcoming billion dollar deal that takes place at Emirates stadium this evening.

On my way back I decided to preach to random sinners. The first sinner I met was a young lady with big boobs and succulent ass. Immediately I saw the waist bead on her ass I knew she was a sinner so I crossed the road without looking and approached her so I can minister to her.

One keke man that nearly failed brake because of my maneouver hurled insults at me but as a child of God filled with fresh annointing from the altar, I refused to reply him. All my mind was on delivering that girl from sin.

But as I landed at the other side of the road I couldn't find her again. 😨 I almost panicked but then I just caught her sweet ass disappearing into the market so I flew towards that direction fast before I lost her again.

I got to the market and saw her walking between stalls so I pushed past one crippled almajiri begging for alms and hastened my steps not minding the trays of smoked fish and pepper that I knocked over and the unholy curses that some vile women yelled at me in their native tongue.

I just knew that they were the agents of the Devil that didn't want me to heal that innocent girl so I ignored them again.

I had almost caught up with her at the end of the market when she opened a black gate and went inside. I ran fast and entered the gate and lo and behold brethren this is what I saw inside the compound.

I'm confused because I can't find her and I don't know the way out again. One mind is telling me to minister to all of them at once another is telling me to run.

I need urgent advice.


Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique a prominent nairalander is lost. Please help.

Dis one has been trying so hard to hit the fp of Nairaland with his boring and attention-seekinhg posts and always tagging the mods on his stvpidity

Now I ask, is hitting Nairaland front page an achievement to u old man?

Yawn
Na olosho business centre you land so
The way forward na inside inside

Yawn
Na hookup business centre you land so
The way forward na inside inside

This guy needs to be checked.
T-Mobile esim is available.

I can't shout o.

VendorGB:
This guy needs to be checked.
T-Mobile esim is available.

This Guy is a CHRONIC FRAUDSTER!!

This is his Account Number:

Name: Gbolahan Saheed Olatunji
Bank Name: OPAY
Account Number: 8102589287.

Phone: 08102589287.

Once you send him money, cards, itunes, BTC. He will start giving excuses of bad network, and that's the end!

He is currently being tracked, anyone with useful info will be appreciated!!...

Do 4some with them, it’s very cheap

Silentgroper:
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Dude if you've ever start writing fictional stories for commercial purpose .. hit me up .. I'll be your number one follower

Seconded.


Dude is hilarious as hell


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