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How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Antoeni(m): 10:02pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (Advice To Men) Please beware of these killer commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them! 1. Harder! Harder!! 2. Jack it man! 3. Hit it deep! 4. Faster! Faster!! 5. Don't stop! 6. I'm your palliative, loot me! 7. Shift my wo+mb 8. It's your own, scatter it! You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress. You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it Don't try to be a HERO bro. In the event of your sudden de+ath, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise. 14 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Antoeni(m): 10:03pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
He Who Have Ears, Let Him Hear, A Word is a Enough for the Wise 3 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Zonefree(m): 10:04pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
"8. It's your own, scatter it!" God forbid, how can community project be my own ![]() I can't be caught embezzling collective dividend. 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by mymadam(m): 11:04pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
Chai, an extremely funny thread you have here. Diaris god o ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by ikeno(m): 11:13pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
That faster! faster!! faster!!! Is the kill switch,they will even be fueling it by supporting your yansh with their hand as a driving force straight to cardiac arrest π€£π€£π€£ 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by darrey12: 11:44pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
Antoeni:We men needs to take cautions, You don't need to impress, Moreover it's not a competition, others will surely continue from where u stop. So don't end ur life miserable. π 4 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by ValCon888: 5:28am On Jan 26, 2023 |
No.4 is the number one killer of Nigerian men. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by JustANairlander(m): 5:44am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Continue hitting faster your speed to the afterlife is also becoming faster ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by DaddyCash: 5:46am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Na job? Na to enter, cum put and comort. 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Antoeni(m): 6:47am On Jan 26, 2023 |
speed Kills, Do 100 KM Per Hour 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by sonofanarchy(m): 7:15am On Jan 26, 2023 |
ikeno:bro I almost had a cardiac arrest last year 31st night, I for no see new year, I just go toilet go lie down for ground, on shower make water cool me because I was overheating like Volkswagen beetle. The Lucifer dey knock toilet Door, I told her I was pooing, that I'm purging not knowing na 1 bar remain I for don become ghost, probably selling Amala as a ghost in Lagos ππ Guys be careful out there. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by sharpwriter(m): 7:31am On Jan 26, 2023 |
sonofanarchy:Hahahahahahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Boogyman557: 7:32am On Jan 26, 2023 |
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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by AmancalledGod: 7:38am On Jan 26, 2023 |
sonofanarchy:you don't kill me this Manny 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Dshocker(m): 8:46am On Jan 26, 2023 |
sonofanarchy: If you can change your diet and concentrate on alkaline foods, coupled with exercise of daily jogging. Bra i swear, there is no limit to the enormous strength, na she go dry up and ask you to stop. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by mejai(m): 9:19am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Na me dey like una posts Sha. Funny comments. |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Idonweak: 9:55am On Jan 26, 2023 |
sonofanarchy:Na yam plantation you go work for ondo state. ![]() ![]() |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by KingMack(m): 10:00am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Nothing f*cking irritates when f*cking a lady and you lick her neck and it's salty then you lick her ears and it's bitter ![]() ![]() Ah swear na spit I go pour you for face π 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by luizpippo(m): 10:04am On Jan 26, 2023 |
sonofanarchy: π€£π€£π€£π€£ 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by sonofanarchy(m): 10:11am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Dshocker:I go try, but I do jogging |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by JOACHINpedro: 11:36am On Jan 26, 2023 |
"It's your own, scatter it" ![]() When you get to this junction, just know say Penile Fracture is imminent
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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Moneyboyz: 11:45am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Watch as some kumu people will say its charm that killed the men. I've had sex to a point we are both enjoying it and my heart was racing faster than normal, I stopped and almost fainted, If i had continued for a few seconds more I would have ended up dead. |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by faceLAGOS: 12:39pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
I had this thick girl from port harcourt named Debby. She was new in the area & was staying with her olosho friend. I donβt know if sheβs sxx starved or something, na so this girl made sure she lured me into her bosom, the second day we met. When Iβm in missionary style with her, she will throw her wrapper around my waist & start jacking me with it, like you would jack a horse, when riding. The girl fell crazily in love with me immediately & was heartbroken when she found out, through messages & photos on my phone that I was in a serious relationship, then. This girl literally shed tears & promised to scatter my relationship. Even her oloshhhho friend was dying to meet me, because sheβs never seen her dickmatized like this. Can you believe Debby warned me not to have sxx with her friend because sheβs aware sheβs going to come for me, based on her testimony. I couldnβt believe oloshhho can be dickmatized. I had to leave Debby because she was going to turn me to a sex slave, while praising me as a sex god. Lol! |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by marlow1962(m): 12:42pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
sonofanarchy:Whatttt π€£π€£π€£π€£ |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Average9jaman: 3:54pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
ikeno: HAHAHA π€£ U nor go kii mi π€£ |
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by Gadafii: 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
Once I don cum after 2 minutes, if sheβs not satisfied she can go get her climax at her fathers house or where ever she came from, I worked for my climax she sahiuod work for hers as well |
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