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A Useless Family! by Tunsbobo(m): 10:24pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
A guy went up to his father saying:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"Father: That's great son. Who is it?Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you somethingson, but you must promise not to tell your mother, Sandra is actuallyyoursister.The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a coupleofmonths later , Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!Father: That's great son. Who is it? Son: It's Angela, The other neighbour's daughter.Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight tohis mother crying.Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can'tdateany of them because dad is their father!The mother hugs him affectionately and says:"My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father" s even hotter!Father: That's great son. Who is it? Son: It's Angela, The other neighbour's daughter.Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight tohis mother crying.Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can'tdateany of them because dad is their father!The mother hugs him affectionately and says:"My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father" |
Re: A Useless Family! by Nobody: 11:19pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
dat, really useless |
Re: A Useless Family! by ice234: 6:19am On Sep 09, 2011 |
Copied |
Re: A Useless Family! by kodylicky(f): 10:42am On Sep 09, 2011 |
ice234:and pasted/posted |
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