Can you imagine I just said I should masturbate a little so that I can have my afternoon nap next thing I heard was a loud bang on the door.

I thought it was NDLEA so I quickly flew into the toilet to flush all my weed and rub inside my eyes with soap so that I can use it as the excuse on why my eyes are red.

After all these I came out and found out it was two rhinos. At first I thought my fat ugly neighbour with 8 breasts ibikunle has finally turned into her spirit animal permanently but alas it was real rhinos.

I started screaming for help through my kitchen window and begged them to spare me as I am not an APC member and there was no need to kill me twice. I told them that my landlord and some of my neighbours are APC chieftains.

Upon hearing this, they turned and left my crib. I took this pic as they were leaving. They were heading towards my landlord's flat as I'm typing.

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Abeg change your weed dealer
Cuz he don dey add wetin pass weed for u

In terms of attention, Women dey learn work where you dey

Hehehe pls this animal de nija so

mad man

You don finally buy from portable's dealer

Nothing differentiates you from the rhinos, una too nah animals

You just ended up calling Obi supporters Animals and Rhino

Everyone knows only Obi supporters behave like Rhinos without control and Nsogbu Nsogbu nonsense

To make matters worse your fellow animalistic rhino Obi supporters left you as one of them and are heading to attack your landlord and co tenant that are APC



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If not for the pictures I would have said that u are hallucinating

Those animal came for family reunion and you successful drove your family members away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na wa for pocohantas oh!

I have been an adherent follower
You write humorous piece.
Keep it up bro, the source of your inspiration will never go dry amen

Siminialaye20:
In terms of attention, Women dey learn work where you dey

That's a stereotype. Women don't seek for attention the way men do. Take a look at this forum for example. Men create the highest number of false threads. Topics like "I impregnated my female boss" "my gf p***y stinks, what do I do?" "My pastor's wife has a crush on me" and other senseless threads like this one.

Newfoundlove:
If not for the pictures I would have said that u are hallucinating

you believe this crap? ,he is a known troll

siofra:


That's a stereotype. Women don't seek for attention the way men do. Take a look at this forum for example. Men create the highest number of false threads. Topics like "I impregnated my female boss" "my gf p***y stinks, what do I do?" "My pastor's wife has a crush on me" and other senseless threads like this one.

E dey pain you joor
You are an attention seeker

If e no good for your brain quit.

No peace for the wicked

What won't y'all do for attention?

LMAO!

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This guy has started

Moh247:




You just ended up calling Obi supporters Animals and Rhino

Everyone knows only Obi supporters behave like Rhinos without control and Nsogbu Nsogbu nonsense

To make matters worse your fellow animalistic rhino Obi supporters left you as one of them and are heading to attack your landlord and co tenant that are APC



.

Gibberish.

All because you are daft to good humor.

Buhari induced suffering have left you overly sensitive and irritable.

VeryWickedMan:
Can you imagine I just said I should masturbate a little so that I can have my afternoon nap next thing I heard was a loud bang on the door.

I thought it was NDLEA so I quickly flew into the toilet to flush all my weed and rub inside my eyes with soap so that I can use it as the excuse on why my eyes are red.

After all these I came out and found out it was two rhinos. At first I thought my fat ugly neighbour with 8 breasts ibikunle has finally turned into her spirit animal permanently but alas it was real rhinos.

I started screaming for help through my kitchen window and begged them to spare me as I am not an APC member and there was no need to kill me twice. I told them that my landlord and some of my neighbours are APC chieftains.

Upon hearing this, they turned and left my crib. I took this pic as they were leaving. They were heading towards my landlord's flat as I'm typing.

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You better pack out from that house before your landlord comes for you, if he makes it out alive 😝

Who's this OP?

🤣😂😂