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Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by Strangle: 10:11pm On Feb 10, 2023
Yes I just swallow a live mosquito while reading a funny comment here on Nairaland.
I would have cursed the commenter but the problems is that I can feel the mosquito flying inside my stomach and singing yimpa azumzumzum azumzumzum, yimpa I got kpekus ayum yum yum.
Pls help I'm really in pains πŸ˜­πŸ˜žπŸ˜“
Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by Strangle: 10:14pm On Feb 10, 2023
I can feel it twerking inside my tommy 😭
Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by uchaymart(m): 10:18pm On Feb 10, 2023
Chew a stick of mosquito coil! I know tha taste is bitter but then if you can't, just drink a liquid mosquito repellant and leave the rest for it...

You dey eat mosquito, as DAUDA wey you be naaa...DAUDA eat fly and you dey eat mosquito πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

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Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by care4you: 10:21pm On Feb 10, 2023
Drink 1table spoon of sniper

Las Las you go dey alright

...

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Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by Strangle: 10:22pm On Feb 10, 2023
uchaymart:
Chew a stick of mosquito coil! I know tha taste is bitter but then if you can't, just drink a liquid mosquito repellant and leave the rest for it...

You dey eat mosquito, as DAUDA wey you be naaa...DAUDA eat fly and you dey eat mosquito πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...


I think I'll try this.
Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by illicit(m): 10:45pm On Feb 10, 2023
Don't mind those people asking u to ingest insecticide o

Just drink very hot water ok

shocked
Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by ndukwejoe(m): 11:12pm On Feb 10, 2023
Please don't drink any insecticide you will get to the beyond very fast,just dance to the rhythm.

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