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If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Elliotwaveforec: 11:31am On Feb 11, 2023
If you're unjustly slapped by these people, do this simple 'Akoya'. Please do not touch or rub your cheek immediately you're slapped.

Just move away and get a razor blade and make a small mark on that surface for blood to come out.

Get that white stuff that comes out when you press your nose and rub it on that surface where blood is coming out.

Result: No amount of paracetamol would stop the pains the police or army officer would pass through in the next 12 hours.

This is just the simple one, the one the hand would shrink inward like a tortoise dey.

Officers, respect civilians else you'd regret your actions.

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Ofemmanu1: 11:33am On Feb 11, 2023
If the slap enter well, you go forget this juju.

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by brain54(m): 11:41am On Feb 11, 2023
I want the one to shrink the officer to dwarf…



You get that one?

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Pascal9: 11:41am On Feb 11, 2023
Ofemmanu1:
If the slap enter well, you go forget this juju.
men this is cool
Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Elliotwaveforec: 11:45am On Feb 11, 2023
brain54:
I want the one to shrink the officer to dwarf…



You get that one?
They're around to protect us, it's for the bad eggs amongst them; that one isn't for the public.

This one is just teach the officer a lesson; his body would become normal after 12 hours. The next time, he would think twice before slapping anyone.
Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Jamesbiodun(m): 11:56am On Feb 11, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:
If you're unjustly slapped by these people, do this simple 'Akoya'. Please do not touch or rub your cheek immediately you're slapped.

Just move away and get a razor blade and make a small mark on that surface for blood to come out.

Get that white stuff that comes out when you press your nose and rub it on that surface where blood is coming out.

Result: No amount of paracetamol would stop the pains the police or army officer would pass through in the next 12 hours.

This is just the simple one, the one the hand would shrink inward like a tortoise dey.

Officers, respect civilians else you'd regret your actions.
Lol, who tell you this

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by brain54(m): 12:04pm On Feb 11, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:

They're around to protect us, it's for the bad eggs amongst them; that one isn't for the public.

This one is just teach the officer a lesson; his body would become normal after 12 hours. The next time, he would think twice before slapping anyone.
Well, I will like to turn the officer to a dwarf for 7 market days…


After then he can become normal.

I am sure that will teach him a good lesson!

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by SHIVA001: 12:04pm On Feb 11, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:
If you're unjustly slapped by these people, do this simple 'Akoya'. Please do not touch or rub your cheek immediately you're slapped.

Just move away and get a razor blade and make a small mark on that surface for blood to come out.

Get that white stuff that comes out when you press your nose and rub it on that surface where blood is coming out.

Result: No amount of paracetamol would stop the pains the police or army officer would pass through in the next 12 hours.

This is just the simple one, the one the hand would shrink inward like a tortoise dey.

Officers, respect civilians else you'd regret your actions.
What if he use koboko wipe you. Or kick you with booth

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Elliotwaveforec: 12:08pm On Feb 11, 2023
SHIVA001:

What if he use koboko wipe you. Or kick you with booth
At least the slap side of the maltreatment has been taken care of.

If you have the one for kicking and koboko, share

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by mytime24(f): 1:10pm On Feb 11, 2023
Just to wicked an officer

U still use blade cut Ur face angry


Officer go dey alright after 12hrs cheesy

Then d mark on Ur face go b 3yrs or everlasting

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Angrygoat: 1:31pm On Feb 11, 2023
Ode,u go come create permanent scar for just slap. Odeh

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by 9182736455O1999(m): 1:42pm On Feb 11, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:

Just move away and get a razor blade and make a small mark on that surface for blood to come out.

Get that white stuff that comes out when you press your nose and rub it on that surface where blood is coming out.
This forum sha, una no go kill person with laughter.

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by padi94(m): 1:56pm On Feb 11, 2023
Westin this one dey talk undecided undecided

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Elliotwaveforec: 2:02pm On Feb 11, 2023
mytime24:
Just to wicked an officer

U still use blade cut Ur face angry


Officer go dey alright after 12hrs cheesy

Then d mark on Ur face go b 3yrs or everlasting

Who cares about the mark?

Is the officer not wicked? If you're an officer, behave decently because the one without remedy dey yapa; whatever means at your disposal to fight against your oppressor is allowed. Just be good and you'd have no problem.

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Elliotwaveforec: 2:07pm On Feb 11, 2023
Angrygoat:
Ode,u go come create permanent scar for just slap. Odeh
No be only permanent scar?
Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by KosiGee(m): 8:56pm On Feb 11, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:

At least the slap side of the maltreatment has been taken care of.

If you have the one for kicking and koboko, share

How old are you? So a police man or military man slaps you…..you’ll walk away and of all the actions to take, you’ll cut your bruised and battered cheek with a razor then squeeze out some lipid particles from your face and infect your self inflicted cut with the contents!!! in the belief that you are teaching the bully a lesson.

You are a dirty, ignorant and silly person mister.

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by DonroxyII: 8:57pm On Feb 11, 2023
Elliotwaveforec:
If you're unjustly slapped by these people, do this simple 'Akoya'. Please do not touch or rub your cheek immediately you're slapped.

Just move away and get a razor blade and make a small mark on that surface for blood to come out.

Get that white stuff that comes out when you press your nose and rub it on that surface where blood is coming out.

Result: No amount of paracetamol would stop the pains the police or army officer would pass through in the next 12 hours.

This is just the simple one, the one the hand would shrink inward like a tortoise dey.

Officers, respect civilians else you'd regret your actions.
The Adverse Effect of Juju is much more worst than the Beneficial gains therein !

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by TakeNigeriaBack: 12:23am On Feb 12, 2023
I bet you there are enough low iq idiots that will believe this nonsense. Just wait for it to reach FP.

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Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by nedekid: 12:44am On Feb 12, 2023
KosiGee:


How old are you? So a police man or military man slaps you…..you’ll walk away and of all the actions to take, you’ll cut your bruised and battered cheek with a razor then squeeze out some lipid particles from your face and infect your self inflicted cut with the contents!!! in the belief that you are teaching the bully a lesson.

You are a dirty, ignorant and silly person mister.
Can you just imagine? Haba!
Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by nedekid: 12:47am On Feb 12, 2023
Nothing someone will not see on this forum.
Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by Ologundudu2020: 8:20am On Feb 12, 2023
well I don’t know about this, but I know if someone drupe you and you want them to bring the money back to you, by themselves all you need is 77 eggs and done ✅
Re: If A Police Or Army Officer Slaps You, Do This by iyke2ken(m): 10:36am On Feb 12, 2023
How the officer one take know say na because of me him dey get the 12hr headache? undecided

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