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Preacher's Ass by brimbrack(m): 3:51pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. |
Re: Preacher's Ass by ebony4life(f): 11:20am On Aug 30, 2007 |
I can imagine the headlines "BISHOP DIES BECAUSE HIS NUN'S ASS WAS WILD AND FREE" |
Re: Preacher's Ass by clemcykul(f): 2:09pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
buhahhhhahahahah heyy!!! u wont kill me lol u'll have to giv me ur ribs coz i just cracked mine ure a dalyn did i just call u dat |
Re: Preacher's Ass by brownsilk(f): 2:30pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
nice one there |
Re: Preacher's Ass by brimbrack(m): 10:58am On Aug 31, 2007 |
Thanks clemcykul, I will certainly give you more than just ribs. Meet me at the gate of the Garden of Eden at 5pm this night. let us re-enact Adam and Eve |
Re: Preacher's Ass by Migines(m): 1:10pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
I guess she'll force u to eat da God damned apple ryte? |
Re: Preacher's Ass by chasisboi(m): 6:34pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
really hilarious brimback i can imagine "preacher admits to riding nun's ass all day long" |
Re: Preacher's Ass by Migines(m): 6:38pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Aaaaaaaaaaaaabomination! |
Re: Preacher's Ass by CrazyMan(m): 6:55pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Nice one |
Re: Preacher's Ass by clemcykul(f): 11:03am On Sep 03, 2007 |
yeah i'll meet u there so we will start adam and eve part two you'll be there ryte |
Re: Preacher's Ass by brimbrack(m): 5:43pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
clemcykul, you stood me up!!!!!!!!!. i have been going to the gate everyday at 5pm to wait for you. better bring more than 1 apple to appease me. ; |
Re: Preacher's Ass by jennie1(f): 6:15pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Too nice |
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