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Breakup Excuses Decoded by Onyibaby(f): 8:26pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
ok! Have you ever wondered what guys are really thinking when they toss these hackneyed breakup lines? it's not you.it's me,l need some space, it's crazy time at work,so i can't have a relationship now. . for me l think when they say it's not you but it's me ,what he is implying is that you are not his taste. so what do ya'll think. ok ya'll can toss some of those breakup lines. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by ashric(f): 8:43pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
I have to admit that I have used ALL of those break-up lines. And once, I used them all in the same conversation. Bad, I know but I've learned from my mistakes. Its better to break off with a person by giving a good reason that way the other person has a choice. They can make the necessary changes to themselves and hope that it works better next time, or they can find someone who will love them for who they are. "Its not you, its me" means the opposite and usually means that they have already found someone else. A guy I know told a girl her didn't have time for the relationship because he joined the military (not true but it worked), and another was so put off by a girl he said he was unsure of his sexuality. Any other creative lines out there? |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by whitelexi(m): 9:12pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
As u r decoding, more are being released, There is the latest one of blood groups, they've even gone deeper into blood genotype and racious, Very soon, we will hear of DNA and similar excuses |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Onyibaby(f): 12:16am On Mar 02, 2006 |
you're too good for me!!! Translation: he is a dog, and he knows it. l think if a man tells you he's not worthwhile, he's probably right. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Thagodfada(m): 2:15pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
whitelexi: Na wa o. I couldn't help but laugh. Nice one |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Idekeson(m): 6:34pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
HIV test came up positive! |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by chrisd(m): 7:48pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
In that case she might kill you, especially if she has lots of brothers. I don't suggest you try that after you give it with her. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Idekeson(m): 8:04pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
Sincerely suggest she take a test too, which hopefully turns out negative for her. On why you haven't looked sick after a while, just point out Magic Johnson. That new drugs now control the effects. NB: This is for a serious break-up. Not just any fling. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by chrisd(m): 8:20pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
In my country they kill you first and then they do the test. Italy. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Idekeson(m): 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
If it's that risky in Italy, then abort the plan. The goal is to free yourself, not commit suicide. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by chrisd(m): 9:05pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
Especially if you break your marriage promise and her father is Mafia boss and his girl cries all day long. Better watch out who girl you date in Italy. And the nearer to Sicily the worst it becomes. It's true. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Idekeson(m): 9:09pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
It pays not to mess with the "Cosa Nostra". Especially their daughters. |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Nobody: 10:42am On Mar 10, 2006 |
As far as I'm concerned, this topic addresses the women! |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by ono(m): 3:16pm On Mar 10, 2006 |
lawd!! I've been laughing!!! |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by eveseh(f): 10:32pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
ono: |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by MP007(m): 7:56am On Aug 18, 2007 |
its not u , its me |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by Sisieko(f): 3:29am On May 22, 2008 |
Okay well me and my fiance never broke up and dont plan on it, Butmy cousin says if u and ur mate are sexally active u can just say u allergic to their semen, IT works for her!!! lolzzzz, |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by onyekang1(f): 2:53pm On May 22, 2008 |
whitelexi:dat got me laughing |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by omega25red(m): 3:21pm On May 22, 2008 |
What is so hard to understand It's not you it's me = I'm sick and tired of listening to you complain and being a bi%ch so i have decided to pack up and go I need space= i need space you over bearing impetuous person you i need space gosh i can't breath i can't continue this relationship because i don't believe in long distance relationships= I'm going to move as far away from you as possible so i don't have to see or hear from you if you have anymore excuses you need a translation to let me know |
Re: Breakup Excuses Decoded by HRhotness(f): 3:26pm On May 22, 2008 |
omega25red: LOL i usually just say d relationshp isnt working for me and leave, if that makes me a bitch, then too bad I'm too impatient to go through long stories |
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